the time has come...for one and all...to pay homage to my youngest brother...calculon3000...the real one...the one i share kin blood with and whose naked butt i washed for many years...i bought him a membership and he has finally gotten off his lazy ass and done something about it...but seriously folks...he and his band members are rather fucking kick ass...i have stated it before and i will not shut up until you all...each and every one of you...stop by and give him major salutations and some good ole' SG ribbing (don't make me post a picture of him in his ALF pajamas...oh wait that's the other brother) and please do check out his band: Cleric as well as beret! who they tour with regularly...now GO! shower your love and porn upon him with grand ferocity y'all...
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