Scattered all over the sidewalk in front of my office building this morning were thousands (I shit you not) of worms...so many that I had to delicately tiptoe around them so as not to end up with worm guts embedded in my shoes. These poor miserable creatures had seemingly been washed up from the bottoms of the earth after last night's endless downpour only to...
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minsc_and_boo:
but i love Elmo!
binkymcqueen:
"I hear you have a cat you dont need????"
"I hear you have a cat you dont need????"
"I think face lifts make you look older not younger, all of a sudden attention is drawn to, 'Oh you need a face lift.' I hope that I don't buckle under it. I certainly know when I look around me it is not as if I am looking at women my age who have had plastic surgery and saying, 'Oh. See, now that is fabulous....
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nachthound:
Itis not the plastic suregery I am interested in....it is the upgrades. Like cybernetic arms and stuff. Yep, definitely want wetware. I suppose it is possible I read far too much cyberpunk stuff.
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brookelynne:
Certain people make me feel like an idiot as I stand in front of them. They make me doubt myself in grand, grand ways. I like feeling like an idiot, it helps me remeber that I've not exhausted all the abilities of my self.
As far as being moved by art or theatre, I'll be forever changed by the film, Waking Life. If you haven't seen it, see it.While you're there renting movies, I'd reccomend Trash as well.
As far as being moved by art or theatre, I'll be forever changed by the film, Waking Life. If you haven't seen it, see it.While you're there renting movies, I'd reccomend Trash as well.
hellcatjustine:
Breathing. Waking up. Seriously, that does it for me.
I miss you so much. Things are weird around my world right now. I'm waiting for the world to stop and see things my way, but I think I might have to kick it in the balls repeatedly until it does. Fucking hell.
I wanna come rub your belly and feed you cookies. I am learning to use my new sewing machine, albeit not very well. I have something in mind for your new addition. But its hush hush top secret
I love you so much pretty girl. I wish I were closer so I could share more in the joy of your new life. And vice versa.
xoxo
The HellCat
I miss you so much. Things are weird around my world right now. I'm waiting for the world to stop and see things my way, but I think I might have to kick it in the balls repeatedly until it does. Fucking hell.
I wanna come rub your belly and feed you cookies. I am learning to use my new sewing machine, albeit not very well. I have something in mind for your new addition. But its hush hush top secret
I love you so much pretty girl. I wish I were closer so I could share more in the joy of your new life. And vice versa.
xoxo
The HellCat
32 weeks pregnant today - man it feels like 32 months some days.
I need a good massage - a BIG bottle of high grade alcohol - and a whole pack of Djarums -- but of course that must wait...so - until then...
I need a good massage - a BIG bottle of high grade alcohol - and a whole pack of Djarums -- but of course that must wait...so - until then...
jonnytrrrash7:
i can't say i envy yr status right now................
and yep, those were good reasons for putting the music thinkg on the backburner!!
and yep, those were good reasons for putting the music thinkg on the backburner!!
nachthound:
NOw go see your man about a massage.
NOw go see your man about a massage.
God Only Knows
I may not always love you
But long as there are stars above you
You never need to doubt it
I'll make you so sure about it
God only knows what I'd be without you
If you should ever leave me
Though life would still go on, believe me
The world could show nothing to me
So what good would living do...
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I may not always love you
But long as there are stars above you
You never need to doubt it
I'll make you so sure about it
God only knows what I'd be without you
If you should ever leave me
Though life would still go on, believe me
The world could show nothing to me
So what good would living do...
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hellcatjustine:
thank you baby. I hope it goes well...
I think I have the plague. I feel like death warmed over and then frozen and reheated and frozen and warmed again.
I cannot get sick now, I just have too much to do.
I think I have the plague. I feel like death warmed over and then frozen and reheated and frozen and warmed again.
I cannot get sick now, I just have too much to do.
binkymcqueen:
Come sail your ships around me
And burn your bridges down
We make a little history, baby
Every time you come around
Come loose your dogs upon me
And let your hair hang down
You are a little mystery to me
Every time you come around
We talk about it all night long
We define our moral ground
But when I crawl into your arms
Everything comes tumbling down
Come sail your ships around me
And burn your bridges down
We make a little history, baby
Every time you come around
Your face has fallen sad now
For you know the time is nigh
When I must remove your wings
And you, you must try to fly
Come sail your ships around me
And burn your bridges down
We make a little history, baby
Every time you come around
Come loose your dogs upon me
And let your hair hang down
You are a little mystery to me
Every time you come around
Come sail your ships around me
And burn your bridges down
We make a little history, baby
Every time you come around
Come loose your dogs upon me
And let your hair hang down
You are a little mystery to me
Every time you come around
We talk about it all night long
We define our moral ground
But when I crawl into your arms
Everything comes tumbling down
Come sail your ships around me
And burn your bridges down
We make a little history, baby
Every time you come around
Your face has fallen sad now
For you know the time is nigh
When I must remove your wings
And you, you must try to fly
Come sail your ships around me
And burn your bridges down
We make a little history, baby
Every time you come around
Come loose your dogs upon me
And let your hair hang down
You are a little mystery to me
Every time you come around
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toneski:
jonatha brooke fan submitted in the contest...where were you guys?
toneski:
well I am going to have to advertise better this next time around
hows the family...married yet? or is that coming up?
hows the family...married yet? or is that coming up?
When I was 8-years-old, we had just moved to a very pretentious, very established old-money community in a notable historical town (this after being raised by my non-conformist hippie momma in Oregon prior to her marriage to her prestigious lawyer). I was clearly out of my element unsure as to how to relate to these girls with their perfectly coifed hair and perfectly dressed attitudes....
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tiffanylynn:
yes, yes, and yes! Future fun!
yes, yes, and yes! Future fun!
cheech:
Hi, I'm June Cleavage; welcome to Jackass!! 
I am beyond excited at the prospect of bringing this tiny boy into the world - even moreso at the prospect of raising him to be the man he will become. You know, you reach my age, and you have had more than your share of ignorant, arrogant, assholes just trying to get laid cross your path - you know the kind - I have...
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morningbloom:
can I just say thats one of the most beautiful things I've read on this site to date. May all your proud momma dreams come true
May all your proud momma dreams come true
morningbloom:
No kidding, I guess we all have to learn one way or the other, I just chose the hard way.
beneath the good and the kind and the stupid and the cruel
there's a fire just waiting for fuel
That's it...plain and simple...that is the gist of it. There's something in the air these days - - - fucktards abound at every corner in hopes of shattering my peaceful veneer - SEPTA lies at the root of my newly developed acid reflux - contempt and...
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there's a fire just waiting for fuel
That's it...plain and simple...that is the gist of it. There's something in the air these days - - - fucktards abound at every corner in hopes of shattering my peaceful veneer - SEPTA lies at the root of my newly developed acid reflux - contempt and...
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minsc_and_boo:
now thats a fire!
wofats:
Ani! That rules!
Running in to say Howdy and have a killer weekend!
Running in to say Howdy and have a killer weekend!
If no one ever taught you how to chew gum with any sort of decorum you should not be allowed to chew it in public.
Period.
I mean this with every fiber of my being.
Cow chomping, high decibel cracking, bubble popping, horse mouth gum chewers make me want to claw out my own ear drums.
You should have to take an audible gum chewing...
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Period.
I mean this with every fiber of my being.
Cow chomping, high decibel cracking, bubble popping, horse mouth gum chewers make me want to claw out my own ear drums.
You should have to take an audible gum chewing...
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jonnytrrrash7:
all sorts of stuff getting under yr craw lately..........
man are you pregnant!!....awesome...........just like that dandy warhols chick from yesterday's sets!
man are you pregnant!!....awesome...........just like that dandy warhols chick from yesterday's sets!
whiskeyfightpit:
Tire Irons & Cattle Prods should be carryable weapons with a lengthy common sense test and a background check.
Hope all is well...you should get the little one a copy of Peter Brotzmann's "Machine Gun" to play near his crib..I think I read that in Redbook...
Hope all is well...you should get the little one a copy of Peter Brotzmann's "Machine Gun" to play near his crib..I think I read that in Redbook...
Who came up with the brilliant idea to create a patio furniture umbrella for individual's to carry in the rain? Who needs a fucking an umbrella THAT large?
Find the culprit.
Hunt them down.
Hang them by the nads in the public square.
Seriously.
When it rains in this city I am overcome with my hatred for humankind and all who resemble said humankind. Or...
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Find the culprit.
Hunt them down.
Hang them by the nads in the public square.
Seriously.
When it rains in this city I am overcome with my hatred for humankind and all who resemble said humankind. Or...
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cheech:
Philadelphia is love; Elton was right
speaking of pregnancy- Dandy Ws on Winamp... Zia McCabe= rock en roll
speaking of pregnancy- Dandy Ws on Winamp... Zia McCabe= rock en roll
doublec:
thanks, i'll do my best...hahahaha
Not that I stared at her pics a lot... but it was tight and tailor-suited
like Prince!
I would think worms, just based on the worm-to-girl ratio of being impaled on a hook and fed to a fish, have it worse.
...but would it be worse to be Hillary Duff, or to be an adult who had to listen to or see Hillary Duff?