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Back to the grind of restaurant management! Nothing's changed in nine days--not that I would've expected anything to have anyway. Waiting for my next day off already. I successfully stayed away from the place 7 of 9 days, so that's my major accomplishment for the month. Arrggh! Must satisfy my downtown craving soon . . .

I got a sandwich today. Pretty exciting, the manager said the bread was really fresh. I said that I liked fresh bread. He confirmed that he liked fresh bread as well.

So I'm driving home, it's starting to rain, and there's a turtle in the middle of the road. No big deal, put on the hazards, got out of the car to deal with the...
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I blog religiously on MySpace. There, I sort of know who reads my inane ramblings. Here, I have no idea. And I think I like that better.

I really felt the itch to go out tonight, but the weather was crap. Went shopping instead and bought two new long sleeves for work, to conceal the forearm tattoo, and a spiffy blazer to sport my Siouxsie...
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"I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
because you're evil
and you lie
and if you should die
I may feel slightly sad
(but I won't cry)
Loved and lost
and some may say
when usuallly its Nothing
surely you're happy
it should be this way?
I say "No, I'm gonna kill my dog"
and: "May...
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If the lyrics to Jeff Buckley's "Last Goodbye" were any fucking indication of how my last relationship was going to end up, I should've just ended it all earlier with her. Ugghh.

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This is our last goodbye
I hate to feel the love between us die
But it's over
Just hear this and then i'll go
You gave me more to live for
More...
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The following is supposedly an actual question given on a university
chemistry exam. The answer by one student was so profound that the
professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of
course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
(absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of...
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I had my heart pulled out and stepped on this evening. I don't think I will ever give my heart out to anyone as quickly as I did ever again.