Last night was pretty fun. I brought my camera to work and recorded Jerry, the dishwasher, dancing to burning down the house. He actually does pretty good.
We kept rephrasing generic cheesey erotica descriptions, trying to find the best words. We ended up with "she screamed in agonizing joy as she repeatedly impaled herself on his throbbing, pulsating love muscle."
The waitresses were all grumpy so I backed off for the most part. Except when I wanted to leave, then I was annoying to try to get to go home. But it didn't work. And they needed me to stay because they got busy.
Then I went to a really silly mandatory meeting where they taught us all the different ways you can get a blood borne disease. It had a list in all bold.
BLOOD
SALIVA
SEMEN
VAGINAL DISCHARGE
So it's like, yeah I'm going to do my best to avoid that stuff from now on. I know it's relevant to working in a restaraunt too but I keep picturing somebody not being careful whilst working in a porno theatre.
swathed in shadows
he fled from that which was built to please
I bought a grow your own guardian angel last night. One of those little super sponge toys that grows to several times its normal size when submerged in water. Cool.
We kept rephrasing generic cheesey erotica descriptions, trying to find the best words. We ended up with "she screamed in agonizing joy as she repeatedly impaled herself on his throbbing, pulsating love muscle."
The waitresses were all grumpy so I backed off for the most part. Except when I wanted to leave, then I was annoying to try to get to go home. But it didn't work. And they needed me to stay because they got busy.
Then I went to a really silly mandatory meeting where they taught us all the different ways you can get a blood borne disease. It had a list in all bold.
BLOOD
SALIVA
SEMEN
VAGINAL DISCHARGE
So it's like, yeah I'm going to do my best to avoid that stuff from now on. I know it's relevant to working in a restaraunt too but I keep picturing somebody not being careful whilst working in a porno theatre.
swathed in shadows
he fled from that which was built to please
I bought a grow your own guardian angel last night. One of those little super sponge toys that grows to several times its normal size when submerged in water. Cool.