Have a Merry Christmas everyone!
Santa's Letters
(If Santa Answered Honestly)
Dear Santa: I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer.
Yer Frend, BiLLy
Dear Billy: Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a fuckin' book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving...
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kitchenslave:
Ahh the Santa from my childhood. Hope you have a Merry Christmas 
Another list of random thoughts by yours truly:
- I went to "the snow" with roxymonoxcide, nonsense and pogie today. We drove up to Mt. Wilson, no snow. So we turned around and drove out to Fresno. We ended up near one of nonsenses friends houses and there was a little snow there for pogie to tromp around in. good times. I love my friends.
- I...
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anticus:
I don't see how I could miss it! See you there, bee!
jaytan:
I take it you're feeling better. Good. Happy holidays to you and yours.
CAR RANT Does a pair of tits obligate car repairman to try and soak the customer?
I went into my brake store to get my pads replaced. I have the lifetime warranty where I only have to pay for service (which is 78 bucks...but still...)
Last time I got my brakes replaced was last December same day as the sgla gift exchange.
I went in...
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breezey:
Cars are stupid! Are you going to be at the gift exchange!
jaytan:
For what it's worth, you've out-mann'ed me, as I know shit about cars. I'd have fallen for that okey-doke without thinking twice.
Unfortunately, I won't be able to make the Candy Lane run on Sunday. I was psyched for it, but realized that I have another holiday party that night which I can't bail on. Bummer, your thing sounded fun.
Unfortunately, I won't be able to make the Candy Lane run on Sunday. I was psyched for it, but realized that I have another holiday party that night which I can't bail on. Bummer, your thing sounded fun.
Random Thoughts:
- I'm so excited that I'm getting my father a TiVo for Christmas. He is working such odd hours right now and I know he hates missing his favorite shows, but I know he won't admit to it. It should be arriving tomorrow. yay!
- Work has been pretty relaxed, I'm very happy about that. No stress, no worries, I'm enjoying it very much....now if...
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bepps:
1.) Thumbs up!
2.) Work one more day. It'll all be in overtime and you'll get time and a half and it'll average out to a higher wage.
3.) That's awesome. If you love something so much that you do it all day and then come home and want to keep doing it, that's what makes people live long happy lives.
4.) The street behind my house is really really good for that. On Christmas eve the traffic from people drive down that street gets backed up for a long ass way. People put up roller coasters and ferris wheels n stuff in their front yard trying to top eachother out. One guy said his electric bill for November was $86 and for December it was $1800.
5.) WOOHOO!
6.) "Can't sleep! Clowns will eat me!" I can just see this lil dude saying this to himself.
2.) Work one more day. It'll all be in overtime and you'll get time and a half and it'll average out to a higher wage.
3.) That's awesome. If you love something so much that you do it all day and then come home and want to keep doing it, that's what makes people live long happy lives.
4.) The street behind my house is really really good for that. On Christmas eve the traffic from people drive down that street gets backed up for a long ass way. People put up roller coasters and ferris wheels n stuff in their front yard trying to top eachother out. One guy said his electric bill for November was $86 and for December it was $1800.
5.) WOOHOO!
6.) "Can't sleep! Clowns will eat me!" I can just see this lil dude saying this to himself.
"Practically Perfect In Every Way"
....even as a homicidal maniac.
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surlyclown:
Ha, too funny. A friend of mine wrote a short story that's basically that trailer. Evil Mary indeed.
morningstar:
I've always done that... thank god I don't wanna eat dirt. 
I've got to stop looking at anything sexy, or sex related, or anything that could possibly make me hot under the chonies.
*groan*
cold shower cold shower cold shower
*groan*
cold shower cold shower cold shower
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juxlii:
I think it was something to do with a drunken night of passion after which you never called me and I became clingy and obsessive that led to you publicly smacking me and taking me off.
Or maybe it was something else. I durno.
Or maybe it was something else. I durno.
But 
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fixer:
How have you been? Seems like ages since I've seen you!
A Thanksgiving Story:
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that
were there, The lights seemed to shine down on you alone. I
knew then I had to have you for my own.
Willingly, you came with me to my home. From the car, I
carried you & threw the door.
Looking at you, I admire your body, your well shaped...
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I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that
were there, The lights seemed to shine down on you alone. I
knew then I had to have you for my own.
Willingly, you came with me to my home. From the car, I
carried you & threw the door.
Looking at you, I admire your body, your well shaped...
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evilmre:
Happy turkey day!
Happy turkey day!
gerry_d:
thanks!
also - that package went out
also - that package went out
*blarg*
A cute doctor asked me out today.
I turned him down.
My mother told me I was stupid.
I don't think I am.
I just know where my heart lies.
How is that stupid?
A cute doctor asked me out today.
I turned him down.
My mother told me I was stupid.
I don't think I am.
I just know where my heart lies.
How is that stupid?
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evilmonkeymuffin:
I had sent something to you in a message. I will come up with somthing.
kitchenslave:
Happy turkey day! Let the gluttony begin 
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superscott:
LIES!
corriander:
um . . . we only have like 5 weeks left . . . I thought it was old news
This veterans day I thought about the people in my life who have served/are serving:
My grandfather - Edward Jackson, he flew planes in battle of the bulge
My father - Jerry Manchen, he served in Vietnam teaching people to speak english (basically he was Robin Williams in Good Morning Vietnam... but no radio show)
My friend - Jason Burroughs PunkJr, Navy
My friend...
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My grandfather - Edward Jackson, he flew planes in battle of the bulge
My father - Jerry Manchen, he served in Vietnam teaching people to speak english (basically he was Robin Williams in Good Morning Vietnam... but no radio show)
My friend - Jason Burroughs PunkJr, Navy
My friend...
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punkjr:
Awww, thanks!
atomic_tiki:
no can do. current status - allergies on high alert and it's making feel like shit
unless you wanted to come over here, i'm not leaving the casa
unless you wanted to come over here, i'm not leaving the casa