judypatricia

You totally find some good stuff on your computer that you sometimes didn't even know you had, or that you even saved, when cleaning it out.

My friend Jay (who made a brief attempt at membership) and I were talking on AIM two years ago, when I was in the midst of a cold. I had said that I probably got sick because of the germ-bags at work; at that point he replied with a "haha" then went silent for a minute or two. So he sent me this, after returning from his pause.



This year, he sent me another one:




And here's part of an AIM conversation I'd had with one of SG's very own...who shall remain nameless unless he so chooses to say, "It is I!"

Me: this never does anything to make a girl sound serious, but definitely makes her sound either 1. cooler than anything else, or 2. a total and complete slut. but. i totally love huge cock. yes. that's correct.
Me: call me shallow.
Me: i don't care.
Him: hahahahaha
Him: There's nothing wrong with that
Me: but even hearing that someone may have something bigger than 8 inches, and i'm all YEAH???
Him: At least you admit it
Him: I used to think 8 was average, back when I was young and naive
Me: isn't it a disappointing 5 or something?
Him: Totally
Him: You know someone with a baby-dick rigged those numbers
Him: I've only met one guy with a tiny dick
Him: And yes, if you're around someone enough, you eventually find out
Me: what's funny is i thought most chicks were like me, and totally didn't agree with that whole deal of It's Not The Size That Counts. i mean, ultimately, no, it's not. but a small wang is a small wang, and a small wang is about as sexy to me as an 11-year-old boy or girl.
Him: So basically, totally hot then?
Me: i left that fucking window REAL open.

PS: Do you love life? Because I do.