Dear Furniture,
Please refrain from bashing me in and above my kneecaps. I do not appreciate your blatant disregard for my well-being.
In the future, I suggest you make it a point to move somewhere more appropriate and out of the way, when I am near.
Thank you.
Sincerely,
-Judy
Please refrain from bashing me in and above my kneecaps. I do not appreciate your blatant disregard for my well-being.
In the future, I suggest you make it a point to move somewhere more appropriate and out of the way, when I am near.
Thank you.
Sincerely,
-Judy
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I am where you put me. I do not move. Therfore, I feel, the unfortunate accidents that have and will occur are as a result of your blatant disregard of my placement for your own well being.
Where YOU left me,
Furniture