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hoisin:
hey sugar. how you been?
mr_ruckus:
I did like three loads of laundry in between doing my daughters hair.I'm so damn domesticated!
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The prerequisites of my future husband:

1. Must be able to sleep through, ignore, or join in dancing around the room to loud Donna Summer music that I will inevitably play.
2. Must let me do the dishes, or if he insists on doing them, must put the sponge where it belongs when not in use.
3. Must not criticize or mind that I take...
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derceto:
hmmmmm, i'm curious, lemme go through these and see how i would stack up......


1. Must be able to sleep through, ignore, or join in dancing around the room to loud Donna Summer music that I will inevitably play.

-i could as long as you were able to stand the metal that i would end up blasting

2. Must let me do the dishes, or if he insists on doing them, must put the sponge where it belongs when not in use.

-you can do them all that you want, knock yourself out smile

3. Must not criticize or mind that I take thirty minute showers, and take even longer to get ready before going out.

-hell, i take a long time to get ready too. my showers are usually more like 20 minutes, but they can take longer sometimes, you know those cold days where the water is so nice and warm.....

4. Must have a life, friends, etc. I don't want to own or be owned.

-i think it is really necessary in a relationship to have time apart so you don't drive each other crazy

5. Must prefer puppies to babies.

-how does kittens instead of babies work?

6. Must be affectionate. Ridiculously affectionate.

-i can be, don't show it much and some people wouldn't imagine it but i really can be

7. Must be as low-maintenance as I am.

-i think i'm pretty low maintenance most of the time

8. Must make me laugh so hard I might piss myself.

-don't think i would want to make you piss yourself, that would get messy tongue

9. Must not mind entire days spent in bed. Or with books. Or board games.

-there are some days where i barelt get out of bed, they are called sundays, and tomorrow is one of them biggrin

10. Must be able to put up with and know how to handle the occasional bout of Do You Think I'm Pretty?

-uh oh, not the bout of "do you think i look pretty?" shocked



looks like i didn't do too bad on the ol' quiz, yay for me biggrin
scopitone6248:
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You know what's great? When people tell you, "OH! you totally should have came to ___________. You missed out." A friend had called me at home earlier this evening just to tell me that in so many words. Funny part is, I didn't really catch what he was talking about, because his phone kept cutting in and out. So ultimately, I guess, I could give...
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zgrat:
it depends on the person. i know a few girls who date like guys and have no problem with casual sex. i also know some guys who deal with it like girls do. everyone is a little different. i figure if you're honest upfront you should be fine (at least in theory...) ARRR!!!
thelibra:
test begins promptly at 6:30...

my office has god awful reception...i think i'm in a dmz or something...my phone is not a suck phone. if it were i would't leave the house :-)

i'll give you a ring when i'm done- my school is up in westchester county, so it'll take me a little while to get down the city as well smile
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I think it goes without sayingbut I will say it anywaythat it's somewhat depressing when you put on that skirt from last summer, only to find that you can no longer zip it up this summer.

And I am about 88%, give or take, addicted to Dunkin' Donuts coffee.

To the New York City subway riders, I ask you: Why will you go out of...
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honkeykong:
-you really think you could handle sinatra and my fine cooking in one night? the combination is too much for nearly anyone to take. lol. wink
decedent:
hah, that part used to scare me so much when i was little, as did the part with the clowns taking the bike. there should be a large marge emoticon.
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I've been listening to a lot of old Whitney Houston, lately. And I've caught myself complaining inside my head a few times, or moping about. I think I might be turning into my mother.

It has something to do with seeing how I'm at the point where the people I've known for years, seem to be really going places, while I'm feeling left with my...
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recipeforhate:
aww, wow.

You're lovely.
koleeta:
thank you frown
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I'm going to El Museo del Barrio tomorrow, to get some information for a research paper I'm writing that deals with Frida Kahlo and Diego Rivera. I'm actually really excited, because I just found out this afternoon, that the museum is running an exhibit where both Kahlo and Rivera have pieces. It's only going to be there until the 25th. I'll be very happy to...
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ash:
Of course I wanna hang out! Are u in the SGNY group? I know they throw weekly events and I planned on hitting a few of them that way I can meet all of the sgny ppl all at one time, insteas of planning with each individual person, that could get rather chaotic. If not, then maybe u could join it??? I plan on going to the museums like MOMA and guggenheim while Imthere .. if ur interested in hanging out but just dont wanna attend the events, maybe u can come too the museums?? email me ur number! ~muah~
persya:
wow! you're talented! i especially love the one of angelina jolie
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I've had a raging toothache off-and-on for the last day, and I'm hoping it'll end soon, because I'll have to pay for a trip to the dentist out of pocket if it doesn't.

It's one thing when you don't feel well and look like shit and it's hot outside, but it's another thing for the above to occur simultaneously, and have a couple people in...
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sweetbuns:
Hope you tooth is not aching anymore. I have to go to a dentist. The last time I went was like four years ago eeek ....I'm scared frown
derceto:
i used to be a master paper airplane designer, but am so at of practice now, but i am sure i could still come up with a few good ones to wing at you. i hope the tooth is feeling better smile
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Jesus Christ, I can't even open Yahoo! tonight to check my mail, because there's this horrible, horrible ad for a movie that's on the main page, and I might just have a nightmare. Or seven.

My day consisted of waking up later than anticipated, and completely blowing off a trip to the post office; paying the price for a small cup of coffee and getting...
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jem:
sweet! I am the raddest ho! biggrin

and oh god....i saw that ad earlier..how fucking freaky is that. Of course i have a deep loathing hatred of vast hate for Will Smith so the picture of him was far worse.

plasticfangs:
My God. Reading about Huntington's Disease has just depressed the shit out opf me...those poor people...Why isn't this a more recognized illness??? Jeez.

Sorry.

Hope you don't have any more dizzy spells...although you can always, "I'm getting a case o' the vapors" which is kinda neat, I guess...and stay away from creepy old men! smile
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So the boy formerly known as co-worker pulled through after all!

He finally came online at 4:30 and told me to meet him outside of H&M on 51st and 5th, at 7:30. Of course I get there about thirty minutes early, and it's pouring rain, so I kill time sitting in the store and getting whacked into by antsy little kids I wanted to back-hand....
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throatneedle:
thanks for the invite but i already dl'd it off of suprnova. yo should go see it though.
plasticfangs:
Ah! If you mean because youi're waiting for my emails, consider me offically flattered. blush biggrin
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Here's to wearing hooded sweatshirts in mid-July; Fuck off, summer!

I woke up at 9am, and spent most of the morning and afternoon reading Brave New World for a Liberal Arts seminar I have to take. My class didn't start until 5:45pm and it felt like forever for time to pass before I had to leave to get there. Overall I like the class, but...
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nickfaust:
Great image in my head of you dancing around singing into a hairbrush. I love it.

I teach, so believe me when I say that you haven't heard a 10th of the dumb shit that people say.

When I find a student that actually gets it, that tracks the material and the discussion and adds value to the class, it is almost as good as sex. Actually it is rare enough that, on a comparative frequency basis it is better than sex.
onisean:
thats the ticket sleep is for the weak !!
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So I was watching VH1's "I Love the 90s," and was about to write something on Color Me Badd, when I came across this. As entertaining as "I Wanna Sex You Up" may be, this for the moment, is more interesting.

"I'm a three-input kinda girl!"
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karalynn:
Ulterior motive time.

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tangledupinblue:
That lady is one fine writer. Hope she answers me back!
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plasticfangs:
So what kind of wedding would you like? love love love

YOU LIKE EDWARD GOREY!?!?!?!!? Oh, man....you're just tryig to make me fall in love with you, aren't you...???
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I've been dying to get an Edward Gorey tatoo forEVER now...! Possibly the cover to "Ghastlycrumb Tinies", but perhaps a drawing of Dracula that he did...

You are waaayyy too cool...
plasticfangs:
Yes...I did indeed receive it. I just haven't had time to properly respond to it, and I hate shrugging off interesting letters with a lot of, "yeah's" and "me too's".

There is an Edward Gorey museum in Massachusetts, that used to be his house, that you can visit...I so desperately want to go! It would be nice to visit old stomping grounds as well, while I was there...

Yes! That Dracula! Gosh, I so have a huge crush on you ! smile

Weddings..although I'm not sure if I do ever want to get married (I envision a Susan Serrandon, Tim Robbins love affair). I have have given alot of thought to what kind of wedding I would want...a winter or autumn wedding, small, perhaps in the mountains...and haivng a somewhat antyique motif...hahahaha; I'm such a woman...

I would ask for your phone number , but I fear that a) that would be far too brash of me, and I don't want to seem like a stalker, amd b) the phone bill would be quite frightening! Esspecially since I have a feeling we could talk for quite a while... biggrin