jspooky

No bueno. I real life the internet chick and I didn't click.

Vanessa, her knockers were huge. Seriously.

She just wasn't my style I guess.

I didn't even get a free massage though, which is what I really wanted. Oh well.

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The big concert's coming up! It's in one week exactly. Whew. I'm nervous about it. You never know what can go wrong. Even at a high level it's impossible to play a piece totally perfectly. I mean, something, big or small, always goes wrong. I'm usually a pretty good performer, so the stuff that goes wrong is tiny. Still, that doesn't mean I won't totally blow this feature. I've never had a solo this huge before. Gotta practice more. That's actually what I'm gonna go do after this post.

Practice.


Someone said that in my pic I look like I'm 16 years old! What?! Heck no. I was 19 when that was taken! Just last year. I guess it's nice to know I'll have my boyish good looks til I'm in my forties.


Wanna hear a joke?

Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?

A: Fuck her.


Man that joke is great. Whew.


Enough, I have to go. I hope you're all well. See you later.

-Mike