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Fell in love with the most amazing woman, hope we marry before she sees the real me
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I wasn't sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.
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dedlyniteshade:
HA! thankyou for the lovely comment on me attatchments folder lol, whyd ya have to visit this p.o.s town? lmao
jrock2011:
your welcome :-) I work for one of those darn roofing companies I'll be there for the next four days its dreadfull but pays them bills. What do you do in the big town of sumter?
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Using the same theory as "fight fire with fire", I invented a bathroom air freshener that smells like shit......
krito:
hey sweetie!! thank you very much for your friendship i really appreciate it!! xoxo"
jrock2011:
my pleasure
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I might not be "Smarter Than a 5th Grader", but I can buy booze! Booyah!
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If you ever offer me a cookie and I turn it down, shoot me in the head because an alien is wearing me as a meat suit.
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"Oh, I definitely get it now!" -Me, not getting something.
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So it's St Patrick's day time to go celebrate him getting all the snakes out of Ireland. I hate snakes and love beer is that weird?
aeterna:
Thank you for the friend request! kiss
jrock2011:
It is my pleasure I'm sure :-)