wooohoooooooooooo!!
i get to meet up with asstraffic here in a bit! should be fun!
i fully plan on doing stupid shit and getting away with it, and most likely will lose my pants doing it!
or maybe we'll just have a nice quite time dicussing the current political situation in the states and how that will impact our status in a land not our...
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i get to meet up with asstraffic here in a bit! should be fun!
i fully plan on doing stupid shit and getting away with it, and most likely will lose my pants doing it!
or maybe we'll just have a nice quite time dicussing the current political situation in the states and how that will impact our status in a land not our...
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holy batshit!!
asstraffic is coming soon!!! can't wait! should be some partying for the ages coming up!!
this will be awesome. i've been so bored, i broke down and got a playstation 2 (again) and then naturally had to get the TV to play it. on the plus side, i've been making some insane progress in my games.
anyone else check out that 311 cover...
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asstraffic is coming soon!!! can't wait! should be some partying for the ages coming up!!
this will be awesome. i've been so bored, i broke down and got a playstation 2 (again) and then naturally had to get the TV to play it. on the plus side, i've been making some insane progress in my games.
anyone else check out that 311 cover...
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benni:
then hump her leg, fucker! what are you waiting for??? 
whoozywhatzy:
you can hump my leg! I'll call you when I get in tomorrow....
and I think that I have wireless access for my computer in the hotel...which will rock my asshole.
I'm going to get a cellphone whilest I'm there for the month...any suggestions?
and I think that I have wireless access for my computer in the hotel...which will rock my asshole.
I'm going to get a cellphone whilest I'm there for the month...any suggestions?
wanna know what a fucked up job i have?
i was in the car and the driver got pulled over, failed the breath analysis, and got a DUI. where do i fit in? i work with the person, and I'M GETTING BLAMED. i'm in jsut as much trouble as her. i was fucked up, she said she was fine. WTF? guess i should've punched her...
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i was in the car and the driver got pulled over, failed the breath analysis, and got a DUI. where do i fit in? i work with the person, and I'M GETTING BLAMED. i'm in jsut as much trouble as her. i was fucked up, she said she was fine. WTF? guess i should've punched her...
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whoozywhatzy:
alright...I decided to stay! We're going to party like mad...beotch! 
whoozywhatzy:
BRING IT!!!!!!!!!!!! I can hardly wait!
wish i was to dead to cry, the self affliction fades, stones to throw at my creator, masochist to which i cater. wish i was to dead to care, if i indeed i can at all. never had a voice to protest, so u fed me shit to digest, i wish i had a reason, my flaws are open season, for this i gave up...
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u know what pisses me off? people who abandon their friends when they get a new fling. that and when i run out of mountain dew.
quote of the day:
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
later all!!
quote of the day:
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
later all!!
my oh my, did i get fucked up last night. i got back home just in time to catch some McBreakfast. up all night, sleep all day. i feel like i'm on a vampiric sleep schedule. i don't even regonize the sun anymore. i just assume the moon's on fire.
there's this club called Pure up in Yokohama, and they charge 3500 yen (about 35...
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there's this club called Pure up in Yokohama, and they charge 3500 yen (about 35...
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benni:
a finger up my butt?
benni:
hehe... wheeeeee! where have you been, anyways? i mean, japan, obviously, but not here. it's fine; i've been pretty scarce myself. you have two friends, and one of them is a shitheel who's never around. i rock.
when you said you assume the moon is on fire, i smiled... because i feel the same way...
we should light it on fire, just because.
when you said you assume the moon is on fire, i smiled... because i feel the same way...
we should light it on fire, just because.
ya know, living in a foreign country is great, except if you live in the land of short people. i found out today that i can't buy friggin clothes out in town, because at 6', i should have a 44 inch waist according to the Japanese here. if i find the right waist size, the pants end up being shorts, and the right length would...
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er:
yeah, i've heard that before, but i don't see it. weird.
about the jetta thing - maybe all girls like it, and you're only asking the ones with jettas?
about the jetta thing - maybe all girls like it, and you're only asking the ones with jettas?
whoozywhatzy:
I drive a vw.....hmmmm....it ain't no friggin' jetta though.
And as you can see the Monkey is quite lovely.
So you're tall, huh. Must be nice. I'll be joining the ranks of the shortys when I get there. I fly to Seoul next Friday. Ever been there?
And as you can see the Monkey is quite lovely.
So you're tall, huh. Must be nice. I'll be joining the ranks of the shortys when I get there. I fly to Seoul next Friday. Ever been there?
not much going out here in the land of the rising sun. went to a friends party on sunday night because we didn't have to work monday. we started drinking around 7ish, stopped around.....shit i have no fucking idea when we stopped. i was body checking cars evidently, got questioned by police, and horror of horrors, agreed to go into a country bar. don't remember,...
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benni:
musicology is actually a good tune... hm. sounds like the best double standard ever. want that i should kick that man in his favorite groin? i'll do it. so help me... *shakes fist*
in the meantime, i'm looking for tasteless jokes! and when i thought of people who might have a veritable plethera of them, you came to mind. and you'd better not disappoint me... grr...
hehehe... anyways, how you be?
in the meantime, i'm looking for tasteless jokes! and when i thought of people who might have a veritable plethera of them, you came to mind. and you'd better not disappoint me... grr...
hehehe... anyways, how you be?
whoozywhatzy:
ahahahah. short folk huh.
file this under "things that are badong" (bad and wrong, it's my pal's word):
so say you are fucking around and learning how to disassemble worms (the computer kind, not the actual animals), and you kinda sorta re-assemble the worm and release it on your own fucking computer. and this boys and girls is how you fuck up your own shit. fuck it up so...
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so say you are fucking around and learning how to disassemble worms (the computer kind, not the actual animals), and you kinda sorta re-assemble the worm and release it on your own fucking computer. and this boys and girls is how you fuck up your own shit. fuck it up so...
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well, me and kewl chic had to call it off. it's all good in the hood though. i never really thought she was into the whole thing anyway. and now back to being a drunken slut! hope all the strippers and other party chics are ready for me!
i want a freeky chic that down for some freeky shit, knows how she likes it, wants...
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i want a freeky chic that down for some freeky shit, knows how she likes it, wants...
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benni:
strippers are ready. 
where the fuck you been, haven't heard from you in awhile...
where the fuck you been, haven't heard from you in awhile...these breakfast hot pockets are like sex in a cardboard box. sooooo tasty. holy batshit, i could eat the whole fucking box! and i'm not just talking about a girl this time either......
my mind is in the gutter again (still?) to bad the chic i want is working right now. mayhaps i shall call her to come over for lunch. or go molest her...
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my mind is in the gutter again (still?) to bad the chic i want is working right now. mayhaps i shall call her to come over for lunch. or go molest her...
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benni:
although, to amend that, most of the girls i know are strippers... and a lot of them are jacked to begin with... like me! 
benni:
hehehe.... nice! i needed that! 
i lick you in appreciation!
i lick you in appreciation!these breakfast hot pockets are like like in a cardboard box. sooooo tasty. holy batshit, i could eat the whole fucking box! and i'm not just talking about a girl this time either......
my mind is in the gutter again (still?) to bad the chic i want is working right now. mayhaps i shall call her to come over for lunch. or go molest her...
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my mind is in the gutter again (still?) to bad the chic i want is working right now. mayhaps i shall call her to come over for lunch. or go molest her...
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itd be really wierd if it was taken there but more than likely not... but it reminds me of the crossroads/food court parking lot across the street from the commissary. anyways sorry for buggin u.