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Tell me everything you know about popcorn.

I hate my life.

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Tell me, Benny Hanna, do you believe in lord god, jesus christ, king of wild knife throwing cookers? I'm sad, and I have allergies, but when I hold this creepy plastic doll... I feel like I could watch 2 girls 1 cup all day O L I D R N E vibrating is a very dangerous side effect of pregnancy. Which is weird, because pregnancy...
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When I grow up, I'm going to be Bill Murray.

Unemployment says I owe THEM $3,000. I might as well shoot myself in the face now.

My friend gave me a drink, said: "The pillars of alcohol." It can not be used as one of the pillars of alcohol, because it helps me to walk with a cane. I carefully sew drinks. Instead of the rod, the step is not the case

Anyone want to come fuck in the tub?

Look at these shoes. They're fucking functional. Highly functional in fact. You'd expect shoes to go on your feet, otherwise what's the point, but sometimes there is a surprise, sometimes you get so much more, I mean... just look at these shoes. Do you understand? These fucking shoes man, it's about these shoes.

On second thought, the shoes aren't the issue here.

On third thought,...
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Not too many happy things right now. :|

There's a lot of cob webs. A lot of dust. A lot of cob webs and dust.

I don't know what to do.

The Big Lebowski made me cry a thousand tears.