joscelyne

I got my Rooster Teeth order in yesterday. I got to watch like 15 minutes of Season 1 of Red vs Blue and then I fell asleep. Not because it was boring (hell, no! I giggled throughout the entire 15 minutes), but because for the past month my diet has consisted of mainly generic nyquil and dayquil, zinc cough drops, Tylenol Cold daytime (non-drowsy, my ass!!!), Afrin, and I'm prolly forgetting a bunch of stuff.

Doctor: Mr. Burns, I'm afraid you are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything.
Burns: You mean I have pneumonia?
Doctor: Yes.
Burns: Juvenile diabetes?
Doctor: Yes.
Burns: Hysterical pregnancy?
Doctor: Uh, a little bit, yes. You also have several diseases that have just been discovered -- in you.
Burns: I see. You sure you haven't just made thousands of mistakes?
Doctor: Uh, no, no, I'm afraid not.
Burns: This sounds like bad news.

I will post pics of me in my Tucker shirt later.