this survey seems to be getting passed around,
and i felt left out...
so here it is.
a sex survey.
Age/Sex: 19/boy
Are you a virgin? not even close.
If not how many people have you slept with? 40, give or take.
Dated? i take it this is like a yes or no question. or maybe it's a numbers things. i am confused already and this only like question number 4.
Kissed? i loves kisses. they are even better with tongue
Been in love with? i am right now. it turns me into an emotional basket case that cry over the stupidest shit...but i am in love, and it it is amazing.
How many relationships? a few...most o which i would like to forget. so lets not talk about them. Stupid ass hole mother fuckin' bitches!
How many people have seen you naked? i have no idea....but if they saw it, they loved it! ^_^
Ever have a one night stand? chyeah.
Ever slept with someone and regretted it? i regret nothing.
How many regrets? Why? see the question above.
Where did you lose your virginity? in the backseat of a KIA
Was it everything you expected? it felt goood, but it could have been so much better. 1 minute man.
Do you give head? How many people? yes, and i have no idea. i love to give head!
Receive head? How many people?i love to receive head. head=amazing
Enjoy Anal (giving or recieving)? love to receive...giving jsut is not my cup of tea though.
Same sex sex? Or anything like it? it's the only kind of sex i have silly.
Ever have a 3 some or orgy?yes
If so, what combination(s)? MMM, MMMM
If not, want to? What combo(s)? but i said yes...
Longest you've gone without sex? 3 months...the worst three months ever. i am such an addict.
The longest sex session you've had in one day? 8 hours.
Ever have sex in public? public sex=the hottness
Given or received road head? i gave road head yesterday actually. lol
Ever had sex in a car? it's where my virginity went bye bye.
Pool? nope....i can't imagine the chlorine is good for your naughty spots.
Work? nope...i go to work to work...not to have crazy office sex. that's just asking for trouble.
Church? noppers. god already hates me...i don't need to give him another reason to amke my life hell.
Public bathroom? chyeah...it's the best ever for sure. a little dirty, but way to hot to turn down.
Bar?nope.
School?i got a hand job in a class room...but that is not sex.
Parents bed? yeah, it made me feel like puking though...not that the sex was bad. but all i could think about is my rentals getting it on there.
Shower/Tub? yeah...not really a fan though. i do like to shower with people though.
Hot Tub/ Jacuzzi? again...chlorine does not sound good for yuor no no parts.
On a pool table? mmmm....i need to convince my boyfriend to have sex with me on my pool table now.
Kitchen table? kitchen counter...but not the table.
Airplane? never been on one...that's sad huh?
Stairs? no, how horridly uncomfortable.
Outside?yeah...it was super cold out too. but so worth it!
Ever had phone sex? yeah...
Cyber sex? what is defined as cyber sex?
Do you watch/own porn? i loves the porn!
Use sex toys? mmm, but i would much rather have the real thing.
Role play? nope...i would much rather my lover be himself.
Any fantasies you've created or played out? who hasn't?
Ever messed around with your best friend's boy/girlfriend? yeah...
If so what did you do? let's not talk about it.
Ever have a one night stand? isn't this question already on here....
Ever faked an orgasm? lol, yeah. i am really surprised i didn't get caught though.
Ever had one? had one yesterday. and this morning if you count masturbation
Are you aggressive in bed or passive? is passive aggressive an option? lol
Do you like being tied up? yeah, but it has to be some one i really trust tying me up.
Scratched? uh-huh
Bitten? it makes me weak in my knees.
Spanked? shhh, it's a secret. but i kind of love it.
Abused or yelled at? no...i just want to be loved. not yelled at.
Hot wax? i would do it i guess...the thought just does not do anything for me.
Handcuffed? my boyfriend owns a pair.
Hair pulled? it makes me melt.
What is your stance on dirty talk? i don't mind it...but there are just some instances where it is inappropriate
What drives you crazy in bed? this list would be far to long...
What do you despise in bed? fatties.
What are your erogenous zones? all over. touch me and find out. ^_^
Are you loud in bed? or quiet? way loud!
Do you lay there or move? who just lays there? dead fucks are the worst.
What's your favorite position? doggie
Your least favorite position? sideways
Are you open-minded or a prude? open-minded
Do you masturbate? chyeah...don't you?
Do you in front of your lover? yeah, i think it's really hot when people masturbate together.
Do they in front of you? he would if i asked.
What turns you off? fatties! and you already asked this.
What turns you on? you already asked this too. and i told you the list was far too long.
Worst sex you ever had? shhh, i like to pretend i don't ever have bad sex!
Best sex you ever had? i don't knwo the best sex, but the sex i had this weekend was mind blowing. he has the biggest dick i have ever been with. umm, i have to go clean my pants now. lol
The biggest age difference in a partner (young or old)? 20...give ro take.
Ever had sex with your boss? no
Co-worker? no
Ever cheated or been cheated on? yes to both of those horrible questions.
Ever lied about how many people you've been with? chyeah
Is that a lie? no
How many times have you lied on this survey? 0
hmmm,
that really did not take up enough of my time.
and i felt left out...
so here it is.
a sex survey.
Age/Sex: 19/boy
Are you a virgin? not even close.
If not how many people have you slept with? 40, give or take.
Dated? i take it this is like a yes or no question. or maybe it's a numbers things. i am confused already and this only like question number 4.
Kissed? i loves kisses. they are even better with tongue
Been in love with? i am right now. it turns me into an emotional basket case that cry over the stupidest shit...but i am in love, and it it is amazing.
How many relationships? a few...most o which i would like to forget. so lets not talk about them. Stupid ass hole mother fuckin' bitches!
How many people have seen you naked? i have no idea....but if they saw it, they loved it! ^_^
Ever have a one night stand? chyeah.
Ever slept with someone and regretted it? i regret nothing.
How many regrets? Why? see the question above.
Where did you lose your virginity? in the backseat of a KIA
Was it everything you expected? it felt goood, but it could have been so much better. 1 minute man.
Do you give head? How many people? yes, and i have no idea. i love to give head!
Receive head? How many people?i love to receive head. head=amazing
Enjoy Anal (giving or recieving)? love to receive...giving jsut is not my cup of tea though.
Same sex sex? Or anything like it? it's the only kind of sex i have silly.
Ever have a 3 some or orgy?yes
If so, what combination(s)? MMM, MMMM
If not, want to? What combo(s)? but i said yes...
Longest you've gone without sex? 3 months...the worst three months ever. i am such an addict.
The longest sex session you've had in one day? 8 hours.
Ever have sex in public? public sex=the hottness
Given or received road head? i gave road head yesterday actually. lol
Ever had sex in a car? it's where my virginity went bye bye.
Pool? nope....i can't imagine the chlorine is good for your naughty spots.
Work? nope...i go to work to work...not to have crazy office sex. that's just asking for trouble.
Church? noppers. god already hates me...i don't need to give him another reason to amke my life hell.
Public bathroom? chyeah...it's the best ever for sure. a little dirty, but way to hot to turn down.
Bar?nope.
School?i got a hand job in a class room...but that is not sex.
Parents bed? yeah, it made me feel like puking though...not that the sex was bad. but all i could think about is my rentals getting it on there.
Shower/Tub? yeah...not really a fan though. i do like to shower with people though.
Hot Tub/ Jacuzzi? again...chlorine does not sound good for yuor no no parts.
On a pool table? mmmm....i need to convince my boyfriend to have sex with me on my pool table now.
Kitchen table? kitchen counter...but not the table.
Airplane? never been on one...that's sad huh?
Stairs? no, how horridly uncomfortable.
Outside?yeah...it was super cold out too. but so worth it!
Ever had phone sex? yeah...
Cyber sex? what is defined as cyber sex?
Do you watch/own porn? i loves the porn!
Use sex toys? mmm, but i would much rather have the real thing.
Role play? nope...i would much rather my lover be himself.
Any fantasies you've created or played out? who hasn't?
Ever messed around with your best friend's boy/girlfriend? yeah...
If so what did you do? let's not talk about it.
Ever have a one night stand? isn't this question already on here....
Ever faked an orgasm? lol, yeah. i am really surprised i didn't get caught though.
Ever had one? had one yesterday. and this morning if you count masturbation
Are you aggressive in bed or passive? is passive aggressive an option? lol
Do you like being tied up? yeah, but it has to be some one i really trust tying me up.
Scratched? uh-huh
Bitten? it makes me weak in my knees.
Spanked? shhh, it's a secret. but i kind of love it.
Abused or yelled at? no...i just want to be loved. not yelled at.
Hot wax? i would do it i guess...the thought just does not do anything for me.
Handcuffed? my boyfriend owns a pair.
Hair pulled? it makes me melt.
What is your stance on dirty talk? i don't mind it...but there are just some instances where it is inappropriate
What drives you crazy in bed? this list would be far to long...
What do you despise in bed? fatties.
What are your erogenous zones? all over. touch me and find out. ^_^
Are you loud in bed? or quiet? way loud!
Do you lay there or move? who just lays there? dead fucks are the worst.
What's your favorite position? doggie
Your least favorite position? sideways
Are you open-minded or a prude? open-minded
Do you masturbate? chyeah...don't you?
Do you in front of your lover? yeah, i think it's really hot when people masturbate together.
Do they in front of you? he would if i asked.
What turns you off? fatties! and you already asked this.
What turns you on? you already asked this too. and i told you the list was far too long.
Worst sex you ever had? shhh, i like to pretend i don't ever have bad sex!
Best sex you ever had? i don't knwo the best sex, but the sex i had this weekend was mind blowing. he has the biggest dick i have ever been with. umm, i have to go clean my pants now. lol
The biggest age difference in a partner (young or old)? 20...give ro take.
Ever had sex with your boss? no
Co-worker? no
Ever cheated or been cheated on? yes to both of those horrible questions.
Ever lied about how many people you've been with? chyeah
Is that a lie? no
How many times have you lied on this survey? 0
hmmm,
that really did not take up enough of my time.
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