jonze

Shameless endorsement of fuckin' awesomeness; if you haven't checked out Bailey's new tattoos. Then, well, you suck.

Shameless plea for pity; the fuckin' government is sending my fuckin' ass out to fuckin' sea for another fuckin' month. fuck i hate the navy........fuck. (that one was just for good measure)

Gone for St. Patty's day....again....at least I'm done soon. If anyone wants to be completely...
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So, lesson for today; I'm an idiot. I used to have an iPod....now I have an iPaperwieght. Amazingly enough the rinse cycle of a washer seems to be up to the challenge of destroying expensive electronic gadgetry. Washer: 1 iPod: 0

In other news, MeAtyPunK and I have decided to throw a Superhero Party! Everyone's invited, but if you don't show up in a damn...
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1,300 dollar refund from the IRS, baby. Hellz yeah...

Alright, so I didn't win the Guinness board, sucks to be me....I actually lost by a syllable. Every time you order a Guinness they give you a ticket and you write your name down, then they draw a ticket from their bucket and read off the name. The name they called, Barett. My name, Beren. (pronounced like baron) Hence, I lost by a syllable.

And...
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Alright, so tonight....gonna get fucked up...on Guinness. Why, you might ask?

Because it's fuckin' Guinness and it doesn't need a damn reason!

And because I had an amazingly shitty day today.

And because the irish pub I'm going to is giving away a Guinness snowboard tonight and all you have to do it....drink fuckin' Guinness...

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars,compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewar and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose...
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So I'm sitting here watching episodes of Alias, because my life is rich fuckin' oyster, and I've noticed something. In the interests of marketing and such, they've made the episodes a half hour off kilter. So far every episode except for the first one I've felt the need to pause it for a few minutes because it just feels like that's kinda where the story...
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Alrighty, so I've a dilemma...and that dilemma is college....

I have before me a number of options:

1. Go to UCONN....for free. That's right, free. But they don't have the major I want, nothing even close in fact.

2. Go to NYU, USC, Wesleyn, Columbia, or any of the other absolutely amazing schools that are freakin' awesome for the major I want....aka film....but are rediculously...
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My drunk ass has been reunited with a long lost love.....

Strongbow, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways....

Well, anyways, I found a liquor store nearby that carries my illustrious cider and well...naturally I cleaned them out...now I'm happy again....I needed that after the week I've had at work...it's been about the shittiest it's ever been....141 days left till freedom....

In the immortal words of Dennis Leary,

Life Sucks, Get A Helmet.

Well...he's got a good point...life does suck...but personally I prefer my own,

Life Sucks, Eat Pancakes.

I'm firmly convinced that for everybody, there's at least one thing that's simply pre-packaged joy....be they dr. pepper flavored jelly beans, chocolate chip pancakes, coconut truffles, the sin city books, toast, wonderfully sardonic brits named Manko,...
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