Saturday Jan 30, 2010

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I don't care how immature it is to find this shit hilarious. (*I'm still too dumb to embed a youtube clip.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVogg_0Hhus

Might I add, my right arm is pretty damn toned.
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ceallach13:
I saw that on The Daily Show. I don't remember how he made fun of it, but it was hilarious. It's even funnier when guy's are using it.
(To embed a video just open the video on a different tab. Then copy the address and hit Youtube above the emoticons. Then paste in the window that pops up.)

ceallach13:
Makes sense....bunch of jerkoffs! tongue

Thursday Jan 28, 2010

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JD Salinger died today. I first read Catcher in the Rye when I was 16. I was thrown in the juvenile psych ward the day after my birthday for a week and a day. I was already scheduled to go to military school so I ran aways from home, slept on people's floors, got stoned and drunk and got my first blowjob. I ran away...
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rcrx:
Catcher in the Rye was the only Salinger I've read. I appreciate it more now than I did as an adolescent trapped in my own situation and unable to even connect to Catcher. RIP Salinger.
_moonbeam_:
What would it take to make it a 10?

Wednesday Jan 27, 2010

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Court was painless. The trip there started out shaky enough; after my cab was ten minutes late I had to call the service, who said my ride was a minute away, and that I should go wait outside. Well, thanks, sure, but after another ten minutes I did some investigating and found the taxi at the apartment building behind mine. Of course I requested the...
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poweredbyink:
^^LOL^^

Glad to hear that all has worked out well.
drrn:
Strangely it wasn't, really. I bought a bottle of sake to try and didn't particularly enjoy it. I have a lot of port and decided to mask the sake with the port. Can't say it worked very well.

Tuesday Jan 26, 2010

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Drunk and reading and listening to music. I think I'm at four packs a day currently, for christ's sake. And here are the lyrics (they read well even without music) to one of my favorite songs of the past half decade, "Cattle and The Creeping Things" by The Hold Steady. That's all I got.

"They got to the part with the cattle and the creeping...
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jonas_thorazine:
Yes it....wait......yes, it is. Thanks! biggrin
_solipsist_:
so is the deed done?

You know just like I do when the words come they come and when they don't ....... surreal

Monday Jan 25, 2010

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I did NOT have court today. For some reason I thought it was today, when in fact it's Wednesday the 25th. My attorney showed up too. He'd failed to review the ticket.

This is what happens when an unpublished hack writer and a lawyer put their heads together. Our reunion of genius is Wednesday.

Pass me that 12 pack surreal
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jonas_thorazine:
That's what I meant.

I know when I have court. Seriously. I swear.

*Tilts back head and pours a pint of scotch directly down throat*
tunnel_vision:
I don't have him blocked ... so he can make a heartfelt apology at any time.

Sunday Jan 24, 2010

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I have court tomorrow. Wish me luck. Or in Tunnel's case, wish me COCK.
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ceallach13:
Good cock! That's much more important anyways. wink
lilli:
Good luck... and lucky cock!

Sunday Jan 24, 2010

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"yes yes" by Charles Bukowski

when God created love He didn't help most
when God created dogs He didn't help dogs
when God created plants that was average
when God created hate we had a standard utility
when God created me He created me
when God created the monkey He was asleep
when He created the giraffe He was drunk
when He created narcotics He...
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saveme:
Keep hanging in there, okay? Things will be better soon. biggrin
ceallach13:
A god would have to have been drunk and high to create this reality.

Sunday Jan 10, 2010

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It finally happened: I've given in to watching and enjoying reality TV. I've got a very limited list though: Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew and Jersey Shore. It appears these may be the worst of the worst, which is why I get such a fucking kick out of them.

There are so many better things to do with my time...

I didn't always despise reality...
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tunnel_vision:
I'm glad I don't watch tv.
jonas_thorazine:
TV is a helluva drug.

Sunday Jan 10, 2010

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Heeeyy!

smile
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jonas_thorazine:
Thanks, you!
kiss
ceallach13:
2. Get Mommed

To perform a sexual act with a friend's mother.

Dude, tonight I'm totally going to Get Mommed by Jake's mom!

^^^From www.urbandictionary.com

I also like Taco Bell's black taco. I mean come on! No one in the advertising department thought that sounded weird. tongue
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