Friendships are a tricky little cunt. Like any relationship (cause that's what they are in the end), it's delicate and has a perceived lifespan.
The biggest mistake you can make with a relationship is to assume that it will always be fun. Like most things in life the appreciation for something good only comes when you get to see the ugly side once in a... Read More
That is a sorry tale indeed! Why can't you go? I doubt I can leave the house for the next three weeks anyway - 10,000 words of essays to write. FUCK!!!!
Bill Hicks was, and still is via his documented works, The Man!
Thanks for the great quote mister!!
I bet he is looking down from up above and laughing his head off!
Every time someone in marketing is walking down a street, and their dull grey suited body trips over into a muddy puddle... that's Bill Hicks amusing himself
By the way, if anyone here is in advertising or marketing, kill yourself. Thank you, thank you. Just a little thought. I'm just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day they'll take root. I don't know. You try. You do what you can. Kill yourselves. Seriously though, if you are, do. No really, there's no rationalisation for what you do, and you are Satan's little helpers, OK? Kill yourselves, seriously. You're the ruiner of all things good. Seriously, no, this is not a joke. "There's gonna be a joke coming..." There's no fucking joke coming, you are Satan's spawn, filling the world with bile and garbage, you are fucked and you are fucking us, kill yourselves, it's the only way to save your fucking soul. Kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself now. Now, back to the show.
I'm absolutely knackered but I'm pleased to report that I am super awesome at the wii. 6 straight first round knock outs on boxing and 201 on bowling on my second try.
Come ahead nerd fuckers.Come ahead small naked girl. You best be bringing it.
If it convinces a miserable cynical old fucker like you that its good I'm getting one too.
I am a little concerned that you may end up believing your actually so good at the sports game that you should have turned pro - leading to a zany adventure where you convince a major sports team to let you try out; ultimately leading to your humiliation.
You make a lot of excellent points, and that's a good way to live. Noted.
Also, there's no way you can eat 12 without getting Causy style shakes from it.