Lack of basic TV and internet privileges is starting to have an effect. I'm going to write a novel. I already have the basic plot line, characters, beginning and the ending. I've never really tried or wanted to try this before. I've always been frightened I would only make it to a handful of pages then run out off story, but mostly its because I could never be arsed.
It going to be called "The bean machine" and it's about a mathematician and accountant who is sent on a mission from god (who appears in the form of Carole Vorderman) to perform three heroic tasks in order to be discover the meaning of life. It's all about death, heroism and pie charts and its got Booker prize written all over it.
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vortext:
i have a similar story idea. do you have the meaning of life pinned down? i sorted that bit. i think it involves beer.
barny:
i love it. are the mathematician and accountant one or two people? ooooooh. i cant wait for the pie charts 
sounds just like life , but there is no god/carole vorderman in mine. lol.
sounds just like life , but there is no god/carole vorderman in mine. lol.