johnnyzombie

I find that as a fan of H.P. Lovecraft, I'm often haunted by Cthulhu. To be more precise, I often find things Cthulhu related--often without even trying.

This is one of those instances.

Fearnet (which is a fantastic horror website), has posted a new Holiday Gift Guide. They feature such items as "Evil Dead" art prints, and DVD boxed sets of classic horror movies.

Something else they featured, along with a NSFW warning, was this...
Elastic Engineering NECRONOMICOX!


NECROMONICOX!
(from elastic engineering)

Cthulhu-shaped dildos! They come (no pun intended) in classic green, and cool-minty blue. They also offer an H.R. Giger-inspired ALIEN dildo, and classic zombie cock (reminds me of Tarantino's oozing member in Grindhouse).

I don't think Lovecraft would have imagined how popular and versitile, his most famous creation would become. I also don't think he'd picture him in silicon and lubed up!

Mighty Cthulhu rises, and moans, from the depths of R'leyh.

Cthulhu F'tagan!
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