Thursday Jan 09, 2003

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This is definitely one of those times that my stream of conciousness is more like a flood, but I can't think of anything to say.
I need a good massage, fuck, and vacation. But actually, I'd like the vacation first, then the massage and then the fuck. Well,
on second thought ...vacation, fuck, then massage. Yep. That's what I want.
hellkitten:
I think that can be arranged ,o)

Tuesday Jan 07, 2003

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someone just told me that the artificial sweetner aspertine is pretty much embalming fluid.
i thought i've been drinking tab all this time and now i find out it's embalming fluid. great.
puke
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krista:
Tab? That's gotta be a southern thing. Or it's 1977 where you are.
hellkitten:
tell tobey to come play with me in the doggies group!

Monday Jan 06, 2003

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release me from this dark embrace
shed light and warmth on my soul
show me your porcelien face
and make me once again whole

let sweet rays reach the bottom of my abyss
and stroke my face as i sleep
wake me gently with a kiss
and hold me as i weep
obsidian_:
it already is snowing.....they hafta cancel...

there is a picture of edward in the hallway at my school..it makes me happy...
hellkitten:
you need more squee over here ,o)

Sunday Jan 05, 2003

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i don't know how to use aim and i feel dumb.
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clovesbud:
Yeah, that Sigur Ros/Mogwai thing has been floating around the internet for awhile. I got it off Limewire a long time ago, but someone told me it was fake. What's the deal with that???? Is it real?? I know Sigur Ros, from Vanilla Sky, and they have sent us tons of stuff, but they never mentioned that, and I never asked. They did send me a dvd of the home movies they made to project behind the stage on the first tour. Thay are sooo cool!!!
girlcatx:
i hate that fairly inanimate objects have the power to make me feel like an idiot. it's just a box full of electrical stuff. damn thinking machines...
i think the plural is penises. i'm an english teacher, i really should know... it doesn't come up much, though. and the killer whale, according to what i read, does have one. it apparently comes out of a slit in it's belly and is gynormous.yeeek. curious? check out www.zetacreations.com

Sunday Jan 05, 2003

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I just say Rabbit Proof Fence and I must say...
GO SEE IT...NOW!
Also in my news today, there is a really cool new Bjork
book out, "There's More to Life Than This: The Story
Behind Every Song". I used to love her, now I think I'm
gonna stalk her....better her than married chicks with better
things to do.
I'm trying to grow a devil's...
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hellkitten:
Yes, he's real, and his name is actually Sir Beefwellington. Don't ask, I just found him wandering the internet.

Addition: I bet you even have a tasty accent, don't you?

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complainey:
DEVIL'S LOCK = OMG I WANT TO HUMP YOU!!!!
and yeah, dressy bessy is good shit man.
where's my whiskey? i'm gonna get tore up!

Thursday Jan 02, 2003

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So, I found a place where a friend of mine hides a porno
so he can watch it on my TV (don't ask) and another friend
and I thought it would be funny if we could rig my
video camera and somehow catch him in the "act" and
then replace the film in his porn vhs with our footage, so
the next time he pops...
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hellkitten:
a) no, i was thinking of going down to california for the show. i haven't been in years and i've been craving it for the past year.

b) it would be too funny if you got 'geek' across your chest. heh heh... +o
krista:
I masturbate to my own image. Is that wrong?

Monday Dec 30, 2002

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Gangs of New York = bad.
The Two Towers = more CGI than Attack of the Clones.

I mean I'm not all about Dogma 95 and shit, but can't we do
some real film making? Has everyone sold out? Is there no
paladin of the lost hour to save us from cinema catastrophy?

And...I can't decide which is my favorite Simpsons quote:
"I thought it...
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girlcatx:
party robot!

was that really a sea gypsy in popeye? i was a hardcore popeye fanatic as a kid, and i remember the gooney friend... and there's some vagur glimmer of regcognition... is it true?
mmm i like me some bjork, and jhonen vasquez ( i weep over zim) and a big hell yeah for hermann hesse.
catsmeow:
it was me in the picture... me i tell you! really.

everyone has sold out... it's true. believe the hype.

i'm beginning to look forward to the popcorn more than the movie.

have not seen Gangs yet but fuck it's really hard to believe that Daniel Day Lewis could be so bad? i'm still going to see it just to see the fights. they must have been ok at least. fuck hundreds of angry irish men beating the crap outta each other. *swoon* sounds like on a my family get togethers wink

Sunday Dec 29, 2002

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Have you ever been talking to someone that describes their
emotional dynamics like they've memorized shit their therapist
told them or they recite somethig that sounds like it came from
Chicken Soup for the Chemically Imbalanced? I was just talking
to a female friend of mine who kept saying stuff like, " I need
to know ME. Who I am, what I want..." and "...
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girlblue:
You geeeeeeeeeeek!
hellkitten:
I sure hope I never spit phrases like that out when I become a therapist. Oi!

Thursday Dec 26, 2002

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I went to a party last night and this girl remembered me from
a mutual friend's party last summer and was pissed at me
because I threw a watermelon at her while she was on the roof
of the house screaming like a drunken fool. I missed her, but
she keeps bitching about how it would've hurt if I hit her with
it. I swear,...
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hellkitten:
i love your name misspiss +o)
my best girl, barbara, named me superpisswoman for being so speedy in the bathroom. hehe...
krista:
I'll take it! Send the hair. YES!

Wednesday Dec 25, 2002

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Does anyone ever type a long winded rant in their journal only
to erase and leave something lame like this?
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miss_piss:
it happens
krista:
Honey, that is such a hot fantasy. Got a Princess Leia wig?

Animals keep following me home....
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