I'm a bad dad. Not really, but I'm feeling guilty for accidently locking my dog outside for a couple of hours. It was cold and raining, of course, and I think he's got a little cold. But I have been stuffing him with puppy treats and cuddling him in blankets that I keep putting in the dryer so they'll be warm.
I went out for...
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my new favorite word game is linking band names like so:
easyelomdmxtcocandcmusicfactory
or
agnosticfront242skineejayzztop
easyelomdmxtcocandcmusicfactory
or
agnosticfront242skineejayzztop
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krista:
I have seen bits and pieces of Surreal Life. Corey is delusional. It's funny, in a frightening way.
hellkitten:
hehe... i saw you on aim and kept saying "Brian?" all day.
the only tolerable dive in town has become a low-rent, white-trash dance party. and not in the good way. 
krista:
It's time to play doctor, yes.
i think my email is an e-female; it's the end of the month and it's acting like a bitch. 
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hellkitten:
you know, it's funny... when i drink your coffee i start singing 'shake your booty'. is this common for everyone who drinks your coffee?
you are now my pusher
,o)
you are now my pusher
,o)
suzy_lee:
i was just in raleigh for a Strokes concert. But instead of going to the venue it was at (which was really tiny) i ended up going to a big sports complex. It sucked. then i found it and all was well. great story huh.
i ate chinese food today. my fourtune cookie said the following:
"Now is the time to go ahead and pursue that love interest!"
"Lucky numbers: 12, 14, 16, 24, 28,"
"Now is the time to go ahead and pursue that love interest!"
"Lucky numbers: 12, 14, 16, 24, 28,"
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girlcatx:
home is the panhandle of florida. and you'll have to tune in again for reason number one. it's a countdown. patience grasshopper.
alas, i have no cowgirl hat. the jammies came with top and bottom, but no hat??????! what gives.
do you always wear drawers that match your tummy tats?
alas, i have no cowgirl hat. the jammies came with top and bottom, but no hat??????! what gives.
do you always wear drawers that match your tummy tats?
hellkitten:
check your email cutie
i hate to love computers and love to hate computers.
hellkitten:
I'll call if you're still wanna chat?
[Edited on Jan 19, 2003]
[Edited on Jan 19, 2003]
girlblue:
and computers love to love ya, baby.
snow. yippie. i love it. driving in it is like being at the helm of the Millenium Falcon as it enters hyperspace.
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krista:
Yes, I pee in the woods. What of it?
krista:
What's the obsession with peeing? You seem to think about it a lot. Of course, I'm sure I could run and pee at the same time.
There's a long stretch of road between central PA and where I live...no good place to stop and pee for an hour. So, my trick is to wear a long skirt, no panties, and pee nonchalantly on the side of the road. I think the truckers completely know what I'm up to.
There's a long stretch of road between central PA and where I live...no good place to stop and pee for an hour. So, my trick is to wear a long skirt, no panties, and pee nonchalantly on the side of the road. I think the truckers completely know what I'm up to.
I am offically a hypocrite. I am offically addicted to the reality tv show, "Surreal Life". I used to forbid my old girlfriend to watch any reality tv show in the house. (I know, I know, what an asshole. But it was my tv set). 'Sokay, I've learned my lesson. But this show is different! You get to see MC Hammer and Webster sleep in...
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krista:
I set my camera up on a tripod and let someone press the shutter release every so often.
Even here, the whole snow thing is a problem. I haven't been snowed in since 1994, yet 1 inch of snow and there's panic. Lord. It's called winter.
Liking pimento cheese must be a Southern thing.
Corey Feldman. Scary stuff.
Even here, the whole snow thing is a problem. I haven't been snowed in since 1994, yet 1 inch of snow and there's panic. Lord. It's called winter.
Liking pimento cheese must be a Southern thing.
Corey Feldman. Scary stuff.
Have you ever known someone that buys shit just to have
a new activity? Like someone who owns more brand new
books than Borders, yet has read maybe half of half of
them. Or people who buy blank journals or notebooks in
the guise of starting that great American novel that still
resides in the bowels of their brand new fountain pen? It's
like when...
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a new activity? Like someone who owns more brand new
books than Borders, yet has read maybe half of half of
them. Or people who buy blank journals or notebooks in
the guise of starting that great American novel that still
resides in the bowels of their brand new fountain pen? It's
like when...
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hellkitten:
Believe it or not, I have the McKenzie Bro's record. +o
what's the best way to put on a condom? and do you call it a condom, or a rubber, or "protection"?
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girlcatx:
true about cassidy. somebosy's gotta yell go go go. those letters man...
what do you mean the best way? correctly, in my humble opinion.
i call it whatever i think of first. or a raised eyebrow and "have you got....?" works fine.
what do you mean the best way? correctly, in my humble opinion.
i call it whatever i think of first. or a raised eyebrow and "have you got....?" works fine.
krista:
If you call it a rubber, I'll scream and run away. Latex makes me itchy.
Oh and post more coolio pics cause this one sure does rock...!!!
On the underage thing, I was in Aruba last year and every young guy at the resort hit on me. The oldest boy was maybe 15! My family thought it was hilarious that I got followed around by a pack of kids for a week. I thought it was scary. cuz the one kid was kinda cute..
And yeah I have that problem with masturbation too...