so here's a funny story i've been meaning to put in my journal. but it's also kind of gross. i was at a coffeehouse and a kid behind the counter with hair that looked like a wig the color of earwax pointed out a gay couple seated nearby. it was a transvestite and a hispanic bling bling flamer. the hbb flamer had a white polo...
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i've been meaning to for a while, so when i saw it cheap, i bought the album "peaches : the teaches of peaches". i really like it in that bad music that's good sort of way. the drum track on the first song is killer (yeah, i said "killer", what about it?). so then i skip along to the website to check out some pics...
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krista:
The kitty refuses to stay out of pictures. Camera whore.
I like dancing to Peaches!
I like dancing to Peaches!
girlblue:
arty's coming along great! 
after 14 grueling hours of work i came home dirly and smelling like a lazy frenchman. the smell was so piquant that i kept sniffing my armpits to make sure it was actually me that smelt like that. it wasn't a totally offensive odor, but i wasn't sure if it was totally pleasant. it reminded me of sex and for the first time i realized...
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devi1gir1666:
hey...can i get one of those keys man, or do i have to wait for the ebay auction? 
alyssum:
Actually the circumstances of our meeting sort of demanded it be open right from the get go.
A) I was with another guy, but knew I'd be meeting my hubby - call it a premonition - so I told the previous guy it would only be temporary thing in light of that.
B) I was a virgin at the time and wasn't ready for a little sum'n sum'n yet, so I told hubby to go do his thing until such time as I was ready.
C) When we met it was the first few weeks of college and our new little group of friends was in a Spin-the-Bottle mode, fooling around with each other from time to time. After he fooled around with my friend, she sort of recommended him to me because he was fun to play with plus he'd apparently let on to her that he had a crush on me.
And no, I don't own the monkey suit, good thing as it was quite smelly. He just came to my work to sing "Hello My Baby" for my birthday!
A) I was with another guy, but knew I'd be meeting my hubby - call it a premonition - so I told the previous guy it would only be temporary thing in light of that.
B) I was a virgin at the time and wasn't ready for a little sum'n sum'n yet, so I told hubby to go do his thing until such time as I was ready.
C) When we met it was the first few weeks of college and our new little group of friends was in a Spin-the-Bottle mode, fooling around with each other from time to time. After he fooled around with my friend, she sort of recommended him to me because he was fun to play with plus he'd apparently let on to her that he had a crush on me.
And no, I don't own the monkey suit, good thing as it was quite smelly.
He just came to my work to sing "Hello My Baby" for my birthday!
i sometimes wish that girls would act the same sober as they do drunk.
sometimes.
i was watching star wars 2: attack of the clones and i've decided to update my evercrush. my evercrush is the film figure that i have an undying crush on and for quite some time now, it's been winona ryder in beetlejuice. however, now it's the cutie-bam-bootie that plays beru...
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sometimes.
i was watching star wars 2: attack of the clones and i've decided to update my evercrush. my evercrush is the film figure that i have an undying crush on and for quite some time now, it's been winona ryder in beetlejuice. however, now it's the cutie-bam-bootie that plays beru...
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demigauge:
merf mother fucker
nicci:
Sobriety works well for boys, too. Sometimes.
i just read the first artemis fowl book and i highly reccomend it. fairy fun with a military edge.
i also just got new shoes in the mail. vision street wear old school kicks, hot pink, with pink ollie pads. they go well with my black & hot pink "wild at heart" shirt.
these things make me happy.
so does the fact that noggin plays...
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i also just got new shoes in the mail. vision street wear old school kicks, hot pink, with pink ollie pads. they go well with my black & hot pink "wild at heart" shirt.
these things make me happy.
so does the fact that noggin plays...
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pureblu12225:
famous to me its the boys of Face to Face
yey for new shoes I need some more danggit
its the boys of Face to Face
yey for new shoes I need some more danggit
diggity:
but don't forget to "look for deeper meanings," but in english. and it adds another level to think that english is a phoenetic language, meaningful by assignment, while chinese is symbolic and actually has a pretense of character-concept linkage...okay, i'll stop. yay for shoes, the triangle, and outdoor movies...at NCMA?
okay. time to get personal. i've got a question for anyone, but first some background info.
there is this girl i dated for over 6 yrs. that works with my roommate (for @ 4 yrs). we all get along okay, but they are closer now that me and her are broken up. weird thing is, he has started collecting tidbits of her around our house....
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there is this girl i dated for over 6 yrs. that works with my roommate (for @ 4 yrs). we all get along okay, but they are closer now that me and her are broken up. weird thing is, he has started collecting tidbits of her around our house....
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nicci:
Have you ever followed the man-code yourself?
Know what? My 21st is on the 25th. Ms. Corrie and I are attempting to plan a Rialto party that weekend (30th). You better be there in yer underwear. Or I'll take back my iron.
In the meantime, you should call me and we should hang out.
Know what? My 21st is on the 25th. Ms. Corrie and I are attempting to plan a Rialto party that weekend (30th). You better be there in yer underwear. Or I'll take back my iron.
In the meantime, you should call me and we should hang out.
potty:
Your roommate bought a painting of you? In your underwear? And you're worried about what again?
three minutes and thirty six seconds.
it's either too dramatic or too casual. is there no happy median?
ps: a really cool icelandic music website:
www.smekkleysa.net
it's either too dramatic or too casual. is there no happy median?
ps: a really cool icelandic music website:
www.smekkleysa.net
consuela:
ha, depends on what you're referrng to, sailor!
i will be seeing bjork AND sigur ros playing TOGETHER in brooklyn on friday august 22nd.
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scylla:
*snort* YOu and every OTHER apostle.
cheshire:
no fair
i almost died the other day and it was just as stupid as i thought it'd be. to make a long story short, i tripped over a four foot, bent, metal rod that was precariously hidden in the grassy median of a four lane highway. the fall sent me flipping into the first lane of traffic, landing akwardly and quite painfully on my ass. a...
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johnnyfive:
i just woke up and wrote that and now i just read it and i think it reads like i don't have a personality. so i'm amending this entry with the following:
my life is nothing but a string of movie references
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scylla:
Oooh ooh!
Stewie: OHHH MY GOD! IT'S LIKE ORSON WELLES' AUTOPSY!...
You know, if you feng shui the organs a bit, it's really not that bad...
upon being placed in a sliced open camel.
Stewie: OHHH MY GOD! IT'S LIKE ORSON WELLES' AUTOPSY!...
You know, if you feng shui the organs a bit, it's really not that bad...
upon being placed in a sliced open camel.
toiletooth:
yeah like- "hey dude, did you ever go to WAR with those STARS you were talking about?"
or "man, i could really go for an APPOCOLYPSE about NOW...."
or "yesterday, i was RAISING ARIZONA up and i threw out my back...."
or most recently, "Fuck her! I mean, WHO'S really AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOLF?"
yeah i understand totally.
or "man, i could really go for an APPOCOLYPSE about NOW...."
or "yesterday, i was RAISING ARIZONA up and i threw out my back...."
or most recently, "Fuck her! I mean, WHO'S really AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOLF?"
yeah i understand totally.
yes, as in Lovage...the making love to your old lady bit. my mother happens to like it also.
Anyway. BOily things = ew.