johnnyfive

Ever been to one of those shows where every fucking hot person in your town comes out to play? It was like that the other night and I wish it could happen more often. I wonder where they all hide inbetween the blue moons on which these rare occassions occur? Do they hide and lament, wishing for the exact same thing? Or do they all hook up on these festive gatherings and never resurface until singledom is upon them again? In a town where it seems like everyone is someone's ex, it's refreshing to see a good mingling of people. If that doesn't make sense, then you haven't had to date in an incestuous aquarium of a city. Shit, it seems like Portland is the place to be. They must breed the purty ones up there somewhere!
Also, I've been growing addicted to lurking on the hookup page, just clicking "submit" over and over trying to see if there's anyone I know. Then, BAM, the hottest chick is on my screen. I check her profile, because I just can't resist....and she likes hot chicks, her boyfriend turns her on, and she's barely out of high school on the otherside of the country. I sigh. Then that innervoice blares out, "What the fuck, Johnny; were you looking for someone on this site like it was a fucking singles ad? Get it through your skull, when flirting with some cute young vixen on the internet it is more likely that you're chatting up some middle-aged, fat slob that designs cheap web pages out of his parents attic and records Xena." I shake it off and laugh at myself for wanting to see the girl's profile and begin to lurk once more on the hookup page. I'm clicking looking for a friend I might not know is here, laughing at the myriad of young boys with peach fuzz goatees giving the ol' devil horns/spidey-web slinging gesticulation or shooting a high and mighty "bird". Then BAM, the hottest chick in the world is on my screen. Only she's different than the other one. A blonde...but how can this be? Another hottest chick in the world?!?! So I click on her profile because I just can't resist...
I love SG