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Tuesday Jun 17, 2003

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okay, so i visited the future and i found out that hardcore porn is better than softcore porn. but it all starts with my new cat, sccks. i was calling her that until i visited the future and she told me her name was actually "boo!", so i corrected myself. i pondered this as i ate my cereal and milk bar and drank my carbofluid. i packed some nutragruel and vitapaste for lunch and headed out to my job. it was during my break, while i was watching allovison that i realized that softcore porn had infilrtated our entertainment and had morphed into reality shows like "meet my folks" and the one where you get married to an all american vote. i sighed and thought of the day back in the summer of 2003 when i bought the new american analog set cd and the new sigur ros dvd single and life was okay. it seems like i was just remembering stuff then to. like it's all just the past,
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hellkitten:
you know, i've pondered eating only foods like those already. hrm...

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Jun 18, 2003
partiallyblind:
miao!! + boo = nice!
Jun 18, 2003

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