johnnyfive

i watched "dumb and dumberer" last night with my ex-girlfriend. i have to admit, i do love to hang out with her. we still have the same sense of humor and a myriad of secret jokes that are still funny. she's been away for months in the UK and we don't really hang much since the big split, so it was nice to see that...
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well, i must say. the addition of a bright sunny day to my week has lifted my downed spirits. that and stevie wonders "songs in the key of life". could there be a better album?
to today, i offer my apologies for yesterday. what can i say, it was rainy, it was cold, it sucked. but today, today, today you rock. and i will rock...
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and now for a little piss and bile...

i support affirmative action. i support reperations to holocoust surviors. if someone can get royalties for a song or film 50 years after the fact, theni think an oppressed minority can get a lift from the man.

i support abortion rights. i support right-to-death rights. i support about any right that allows a person to thin out...
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j5 update

current beefs: scratched glasses, gooey contact lenses, scrambled digital cable.

current funtastic stuff in my life: boo! the cat growing up, aiming wugglyump, my new funny ear flap hat, egg nog.

last person i lusted for: ozmoidors wrath

last person i hooked up with:

last thing i read that made me : an interview with albert finney about his role in tim burton's...
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the moment. it is the single most important part of our existence. not "the moment" as in reference to our current times or any political or cultural trend, but "the moment" as in a tangible interger on a timeline made up of memories. sometimes these moments are lost to the tumult of our daily routines. we wake up and forget to praise the magnificence of...
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the bite of the cold wind makes us hold each other tight. our noses touch, like two icecubes kissing, and our lips melt as we kiss under the halo of the waning moon. the clean smell of her hair mingles with the crisp, smoke-laden winter air as i nestle my nose into the warmth of her neck. we hold hands, swinging our clasp with the...
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okay, so "the last samurai" is about a us army officer, tom cruise, training japanese soldiers to fight samurai. he's defeated and ends up joining up with the enemy,. the samurai, and eventually has to fight against his former army, as an excepted member of the samurai clan. hmmm. maybe it's just me, but that sounds like that american kid that became a member of...
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I found a tiny black kitten in a sewer this morning. My afternoon skate session was interupted by a vociferous yelping. It sounded like either a very hoarse kitty cry or a small penguin (I decided to call it "Smeagol" because of this wail and it's rail thin body). It was coaxed out of it's moist, fetid trap with Thanksgiving leftovers and wisked away to...
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A 15 year old girl was traveling in a SUV with her mother when they hit a deer. The six pointer crashed through the windshield of the vehicle and one of the deer's antlers pierced the teenage girl's left eye. She was taken to a nearby hospital where doctors confirmed that she was in good condition but would probably loose vision in her injured eye....
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More proof that time is not linear:
The time it takes the Earth to revolve around the sun depends on what you refer the motion to. If you measure the Earth's revolution with respect to the stars, it's called a sidereal year, it takes our planet 365.2564 days to go around once. If you measure with respect to the vernal equinox - the point on...
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I was walking the Lulu Belle & Toby through my neighborhood, a labyrinth of bungaloos with screened-in front porches and bright colored children's toys in the lawn. One lady is listening to a sports broadcast on a small radio while potting plants on her driveway. Her neighbor has blues music wafting out from her open glass sliding door onto the backporch where she fumbles with...
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okay i don't understand some new stuff here. the friend request. do you have to make one before adding someone to your friends list? how do you put pics of your friends up under the fav sg pics.? i've seen some members that have that.
it seems a little more friendly for networking and meeting people through their friends, ala friendster. i have to admit,...
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