i don't know how to use aim and i feel dumb.
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I just say Rabbit Proof Fence and I must say...
GO SEE IT...NOW!
Also in my news today, there is a really cool new Bjork
book out, "There's More to Life Than This: The Story
Behind Every Song". I used to love her, now I think I'm
gonna stalk her....better her than married chicks with better
things to do.
I'm trying to grow a devil's...
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GO SEE IT...NOW!
Also in my news today, there is a really cool new Bjork
book out, "There's More to Life Than This: The Story
Behind Every Song". I used to love her, now I think I'm
gonna stalk her....better her than married chicks with better
things to do.
I'm trying to grow a devil's...
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hellkitten:
Yes, he's real, and his name is actually Sir Beefwellington. Don't ask, I just found him wandering the internet.
Addition: I bet you even have a tasty accent, don't you?
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Addition: I bet you even have a tasty accent, don't you?
[Edited on Jan 05, 2003]
complainey:
DEVIL'S LOCK = OMG I WANT TO HUMP YOU!!!!
and yeah, dressy bessy is good shit man.
where's my whiskey? i'm gonna get tore up!
and yeah, dressy bessy is good shit man.
where's my whiskey? i'm gonna get tore up!
So, I found a place where a friend of mine hides a porno
so he can watch it on my TV (don't ask) and another friend
and I thought it would be funny if we could rig my
video camera and somehow catch him in the "act" and
then replace the film in his porn vhs with our footage, so
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so he can watch it on my TV (don't ask) and another friend
and I thought it would be funny if we could rig my
video camera and somehow catch him in the "act" and
then replace the film in his porn vhs with our footage, so
the next time he pops...
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hellkitten:
a) no, i was thinking of going down to california for the show. i haven't been in years and i've been craving it for the past year.
b) it would be too funny if you got 'geek' across your chest. heh heh... +o
b) it would be too funny if you got 'geek' across your chest. heh heh... +o
krista:
I masturbate to my own image. Is that wrong?
Gangs of New York = bad.
The Two Towers = more CGI than Attack of the Clones.
I mean I'm not all about Dogma 95 and shit, but can't we do
some real film making? Has everyone sold out? Is there no
paladin of the lost hour to save us from cinema catastrophy?
And...I can't decide which is my favorite Simpsons quote:
"I thought it...
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The Two Towers = more CGI than Attack of the Clones.
I mean I'm not all about Dogma 95 and shit, but can't we do
some real film making? Has everyone sold out? Is there no
paladin of the lost hour to save us from cinema catastrophy?
And...I can't decide which is my favorite Simpsons quote:
"I thought it...
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girlcatx:
party robot!
was that really a sea gypsy in popeye? i was a hardcore popeye fanatic as a kid, and i remember the gooney friend... and there's some vagur glimmer of regcognition... is it true?
mmm i like me some bjork, and jhonen vasquez ( i weep over zim) and a big hell yeah for hermann hesse.
was that really a sea gypsy in popeye? i was a hardcore popeye fanatic as a kid, and i remember the gooney friend... and there's some vagur glimmer of regcognition... is it true?
mmm i like me some bjork, and jhonen vasquez ( i weep over zim) and a big hell yeah for hermann hesse.
catsmeow:
it was me in the picture... me i tell you! really.
everyone has sold out... it's true. believe the hype.
i'm beginning to look forward to the popcorn more than the movie.
have not seen Gangs yet but fuck it's really hard to believe that Daniel Day Lewis could be so bad? i'm still going to see it just to see the fights. they must have been ok at least. fuck hundreds of angry irish men beating the crap outta each other. *swoon* sounds like on a my family get togethers
everyone has sold out... it's true. believe the hype.
i'm beginning to look forward to the popcorn more than the movie.
have not seen Gangs yet but fuck it's really hard to believe that Daniel Day Lewis could be so bad? i'm still going to see it just to see the fights. they must have been ok at least. fuck hundreds of angry irish men beating the crap outta each other. *swoon* sounds like on a my family get togethers
Have you ever been talking to someone that describes their
emotional dynamics like they've memorized shit their therapist
told them or they recite somethig that sounds like it came from
Chicken Soup for the Chemically Imbalanced? I was just talking
to a female friend of mine who kept saying stuff like, " I need
to know ME. Who I am, what I want..." and "...
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emotional dynamics like they've memorized shit their therapist
told them or they recite somethig that sounds like it came from
Chicken Soup for the Chemically Imbalanced? I was just talking
to a female friend of mine who kept saying stuff like, " I need
to know ME. Who I am, what I want..." and "...
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girlblue:
You geeeeeeeeeeek!
hellkitten:
I sure hope I never spit phrases like that out when I become a therapist. Oi!
I went to a party last night and this girl remembered me from
a mutual friend's party last summer and was pissed at me
because I threw a watermelon at her while she was on the roof
of the house screaming like a drunken fool. I missed her, but
she keeps bitching about how it would've hurt if I hit her with
it. I swear,...
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a mutual friend's party last summer and was pissed at me
because I threw a watermelon at her while she was on the roof
of the house screaming like a drunken fool. I missed her, but
she keeps bitching about how it would've hurt if I hit her with
it. I swear,...
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hellkitten:
i love your name misspiss +o)
my best girl, barbara, named me superpisswoman for being so speedy in the bathroom. hehe...
my best girl, barbara, named me superpisswoman for being so speedy in the bathroom. hehe...
krista:
I'll take it! Send the hair. YES!
Does anyone ever type a long winded rant in their journal only
to erase and leave something lame like this?
to erase and leave something lame like this?
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miss_piss:
it happens
krista:
Honey, that is such a hot fantasy. Got a Princess Leia wig?
Animals keep following me home....
Animals keep following me home....
For xmas I bought myself too many DVDs; among them
are Minority Report (I'm a sucker for scifi, even scifi with
Tom Cruise), It's Wonderful Life (It'll go perfect with "Harvey"
as a double feature), and a cool box set of 50's and 60's
educational films. Even though I'm a vegetarian, I also
bought my dog 2 beef ribs and cooked them for him. I...
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are Minority Report (I'm a sucker for scifi, even scifi with
Tom Cruise), It's Wonderful Life (It'll go perfect with "Harvey"
as a double feature), and a cool box set of 50's and 60's
educational films. Even though I'm a vegetarian, I also
bought my dog 2 beef ribs and cooked them for him. I...
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hellkitten:
I idolized Wonder Woman, had the cape and everything! +o)
johnnyfive:
When I was a kid (more so than now), my best friend and I
were supposed to go as Batman and Robin. I was Batman and
wore my costume fittingly, yet he decided to take scissors and
glue to his and turn it into Wonder Woman costume! He also
used to wear his Mom's pantyhose to elementary school. AND
I know him today and he's not gay! Just a weird hetro, I guess.
were supposed to go as Batman and Robin. I was Batman and
wore my costume fittingly, yet he decided to take scissors and
glue to his and turn it into Wonder Woman costume! He also
used to wear his Mom's pantyhose to elementary school. AND
I know him today and he's not gay! Just a weird hetro, I guess.
i will watch every single Star Wars movie today. merry
xmas to all
xmas to all
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stiletto:
that sounds fun. hey, since you like danny elfman have you seen the forbidden zone? he makes for a very yummy satan. happy holidays, you cute little star wars fan.
hellkitten:
I agree with you stiletto, he's amazingly edible. mmm yum. ,o)
Ya know that part in Charlotte's Web when the goose says
"Flibbity Ibbity Giblets"? For some reason I can't get that
out of my head and keep saying it outloud as I work. Of
course I have been working for 12hrs and 17min and still
have an hour left. I am dead tired.
The best thing about work is being able to lurk here while...
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"Flibbity Ibbity Giblets"? For some reason I can't get that
out of my head and keep saying it outloud as I work. Of
course I have been working for 12hrs and 17min and still
have an hour left. I am dead tired.
The best thing about work is being able to lurk here while...
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stiletto:
people who love animals are very sexy..
miss_piss:
i would buy glitter dog food... i think that is a wonderful idea... uncle buck?
my mom sent my xmas package to me via my honkey sister
it included a santa baseball hat complete with white fuzzy ball
one end
it says ho ho ho also enclosed were two pairs
two pairs i say
of pleated pants and pfeffernussen and a pair of shorts with
a hip buddah patch on it with some sort of hip grafitti on it
that...
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it included a santa baseball hat complete with white fuzzy ball
one end
it says ho ho ho also enclosed were two pairs
two pairs i say
of pleated pants and pfeffernussen and a pair of shorts with
a hip buddah patch on it with some sort of hip grafitti on it
that...
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stiletto:
thank you, that was good advice. I dont think I will need to pepper spray him, but I will get some just incase. I just don't want him to feel to hopeful, I want him to keep looking elsewhere.
my mom still gets me those awful babydoll dresses that were so hip in the late eighties, I have a closet full of them. I think it is her way of telling me to get pregnant, silly moms..
my mom still gets me those awful babydoll dresses that were so hip in the late eighties, I have a closet full of them. I think it is her way of telling me to get pregnant, silly moms..
stiletto:
answer: it's called the history of murder; the history of how & why mankind is driven to kill by Colin Wilson. I don't really read alot about true crime, but I have found this book to be very interesting. what is this book you speak of?
hmmm..looking at your profile and I must say I also love where the sidewalk ends, but my favorite is the giving tree. such a selfless tree, it always makes me cry.
hmmm..looking at your profile and I must say I also love where the sidewalk ends, but my favorite is the giving tree. such a selfless tree, it always makes me cry.
all the good ones are gay or like to dance too much.
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victoria:
Im not going anywhere... what thread are you talking about... Emma is leaving.. not me.. Fill me in. email me
krista:
I wanted this kitty shaped dildo, but I can't find it anywhere. I'd definitely take Mighty Mouse, though.
Yes, i'm looking for someone with a slight foot fetish. You'll do nicely.
Yes, i'm looking for someone with a slight foot fetish. You'll do nicely.
i think the plural is penises. i'm an english teacher, i really should know... it doesn't come up much, though. and the killer whale, according to what i read, does have one. it apparently comes out of a slit in it's belly and is gynormous.yeeek. curious? check out www.zetacreations.com