i woke up at 3am with three baby snakes squirming in my bed. 3 snakes in one bed! i flipped out. i'm not totally surprised considering i live on a basement level, but in my fucking bed. **as opposed to my "sleeping bed** 
i caught one and set it free in the yard, and cleaned my house out like i was preparing for inspections for...
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i love the springtime. the only pretty ringtime, when the birds do sing, a ring-a-ding-ding. sweet lovers love the spring.
i'm really liking the following right now: girls that have baby fat on their arms and blink both eyes at the same time, the smell of my dogs ears and breath, harry potter and the chamber of secrets dvd, the new willie nelson cd, the...
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i'm really liking the following right now: girls that have baby fat on their arms and blink both eyes at the same time, the smell of my dogs ears and breath, harry potter and the chamber of secrets dvd, the new willie nelson cd, the...
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krista:
Well, I am growing my hair out...
louise:
yes, tribal tattoos on the lower back. ugh.
get this: the supervisor who tans, she has a butterfly on her lower back and a ring of little flowers around her ankle.
consider THIS: she has more tattoos than i do.
get this: the supervisor who tans, she has a butterfly on her lower back and a ring of little flowers around her ankle.
consider THIS: she has more tattoos than i do.
i think i'm going to start goddess pagan worshipping. ya know, fer kicks. the sacred feminine, so to speak.
i just bought vanilla sky and mullholland dr. on dvd. cheap. sometimes i like big mongoloid corporations, like best buy. i wonder if cheney's henchman will put a best buy in iraq when they rebuild it
i just bought vanilla sky and mullholland dr. on dvd. cheap. sometimes i like big mongoloid corporations, like best buy. i wonder if cheney's henchman will put a best buy in iraq when they rebuild it
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krista:
Suzanne Powter? You wound me. I'm not even blonde, dammit!
nicci:
Booyah!
i just read that five million women died as victims of witch hunts. 
between that and molesting children, how does the church survive?
between that and molesting children, how does the church survive?
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hellkitten:
Because the church is the church. Simple, innit?
How's the little one?
How's the little one?
consuela:
the donation plate
fuck you. i can't stop counting the days until you leave. and i hope your plane nosedives into your parent's house and kills everyone including your dog. but i hope you have enough time before impact to remember me telling you that i'll always be around to get drunk and piss on your grave long after your gone. 
hellkitten:
ouch. what's that all about?
i'm around, just can't stop sleeping for some reason. today i slept all day. arg... i get nothing done +o(
i'm around, just can't stop sleeping for some reason. today i slept all day. arg... i get nothing done +o(
current favorite reason to live: blooming dogwoods.
current favorite nickname for toby: mister or booglie.
current favorite drink: water.
current favorite number to write: 4 or 9.
current favorite letter to write: F
current favorite piece of clothing: biggie socks
current favorite comic strip: get fuzzy (fuck luann).
current favoirte dream: can't remember.
current favorite word: chakra kahn.
current favorite hobby aside from sk8ing: placing...
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current favorite nickname for toby: mister or booglie.
current favorite drink: water.
current favorite number to write: 4 or 9.
current favorite letter to write: F
current favorite piece of clothing: biggie socks
current favorite comic strip: get fuzzy (fuck luann).
current favoirte dream: can't remember.
current favorite word: chakra kahn.
current favorite hobby aside from sk8ing: placing...
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twinkie_chainsaw:
current favorite reason to live: I graduate from college in 3 months.
current favorite nickname for toby: juju.
current favorite drink: soda water w/a lime.
current favorite number to write: 5.
current favorite letter to write: T
current favorite piece of clothing: leather jacket
current favorite comic strip: Doonesbury.
current favoirte dream: The one where I'm cool.
current favorite word: harsh.
current favorite hobby aside from sk8ing: listening to tunes in the sweet spot.
current favorite nickname for toby: juju.
current favorite drink: soda water w/a lime.
current favorite number to write: 5.
current favorite letter to write: T
current favorite piece of clothing: leather jacket
current favorite comic strip: Doonesbury.
current favoirte dream: The one where I'm cool.
current favorite word: harsh.
current favorite hobby aside from sk8ing: listening to tunes in the sweet spot.
krista:
Marbled Mister? *giggle* Did you actually have a job naming sex toys?
did anyone see the front page of USA Today yesterday? it had a large photo of Iraqis fleeing a smoldering Basrha with a young girl screaming and running in the foreground. i put a comic strip bubble from the girl's mouth saying: "I love being ilberated! Thank you America! I'm your #1 fan!" and put it up near the register of the coffeehouse i work...
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consuela:
needfully tasteless.
people need to get it through their thick fucking skulls about what we are doing there.
i know jane sucks, it has sooo gone downhill in the last few years. but beck! who can resist?
krispy kremes.....be my friend?
people need to get it through their thick fucking skulls about what we are doing there.
i know jane sucks, it has sooo gone downhill in the last few years. but beck! who can resist?
krispy kremes.....be my friend?
krista:
Gimme a donut and you can sit on my lap instead of the ducky.
update from the cold and rainy south: i have two neighbors that look like jesse ventura (really big and really bald with goatees). one lives across the street from me and is kinda sporty; likes to hunt. so much so, that he even skins his catch in a tree in his front yard. and now he's taken up shooting birds with a pellet gun in...
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consuela:
ha, at least your neighbors speak english. better they are walking the dog than their 8 children. plah, phoenix sucks.
nicci:
Scary neighbors! You're (were, rather) very welcome for the ride (as long ago as it was). You should stop by and see my marvelous apartment.
Your movie-linking Missed Connection was easily linked (slaps knee) to you. I expect a more challenging Missed Connection in the future. AND you have a wee bit of a challenge from the Pretty In Pink fellow, I must say.
Your movie-linking Missed Connection was easily linked (slaps knee) to you. I expect a more challenging Missed Connection in the future. AND you have a wee bit of a challenge from the Pretty In Pink fellow, I must say.
i bought a "mini" skateboard and it's sooo tiny 
i've been busting my ass a lot.
i'm dog-sitting and have the little bald chihuahua, lulu belle, staying the weekend with me. excellent.
she's too submissive, always putting her head down and what not. so i've been really "talking her up". ya know, trying to give her confidence in herself.
have you ever been listening to...
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i've been busting my ass a lot.
i'm dog-sitting and have the little bald chihuahua, lulu belle, staying the weekend with me. excellent.
she's too submissive, always putting her head down and what not. so i've been really "talking her up". ya know, trying to give her confidence in herself.
have you ever been listening to...
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hellkitten:
i love sg so much i took a pic of me (well, it didn't include me) viewing it +o) hehe...
consuela:
do they abuse their dog? i wonder why it would cower when approached otherwise. we had adopted a dog once that did that, was scared of everything and everyone. turns out it was because whe had been abused by her previous owners. definately over time, they will come around.
mini skateboard and bandanas and boogerloogie things are seriously amusing.
you have a crush on the chihuahua? hehe.
mini skateboard and bandanas and boogerloogie things are seriously amusing.
you have a crush on the chihuahua? hehe.
maybe it's just me but...
does anyone remember waking up early to watch saturday morning cartoons only to have your mother zoom around with the vaccuum cleaner interupting my very much needed entertainment? well replace saturday morning cartoons with sleeping in with a hangover and switch my vaccuuming mom with a leaf-blowing suburbanite neighbor and you have my morning. i could have killed. i mean,...
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does anyone remember waking up early to watch saturday morning cartoons only to have your mother zoom around with the vaccuum cleaner interupting my very much needed entertainment? well replace saturday morning cartoons with sleeping in with a hangover and switch my vaccuuming mom with a leaf-blowing suburbanite neighbor and you have my morning. i could have killed. i mean,...
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_sarah_:
We have similar interests, and your journal entry made me laugh. I'm adding you as a friend. *hugs*
stormy:
it almost blew up, a very close call. but then it mellowed out and it was just a smiley overload. i am bringing happiness to the world 15 smileys at a time....
i love the spring when i'm happy, almost as much as i love the fall when i'm sad. maybe i just love the change; it's catalytic.
and it makes me switch out my listening selection. spring music includes: dressy bessy(they just released a collection of bsides!), heavenly, madness, english beat, desmond dekker, cowboy junkies, ice cube, smiths, cure (although i reserve pornography and disentergration for...
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and it makes me switch out my listening selection. spring music includes: dressy bessy(they just released a collection of bsides!), heavenly, madness, english beat, desmond dekker, cowboy junkies, ice cube, smiths, cure (although i reserve pornography and disentergration for...
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pureblu12225:
you know what ...even at my age it hurts to get hurt and I've noticed it takes to much extra time to heal ughhh for gettin older ...ha ne how don't let it get to you
consuela:
ha, thats when you say "i'm not too old to.." and then prceed to swing that skateboard into his skull.
then ask him whos broken and beat up, haha.
yes, seasons are definately a catalyst for change, especially spring, given the "rebirth" factor of it all.
whip out your SNZ's, spring is in full swing (no pun intended).
then ask him whos broken and beat up, haha.
yes, seasons are definately a catalyst for change, especially spring, given the "rebirth" factor of it all.
whip out your SNZ's, spring is in full swing (no pun intended).
oh, how days can spin on the dime. i never made it to d.c. to see sigur ros. this is the second time i've sat in n.c. holding a ticket to see sigur ros in d.c.
the people i was going with didn't want to go because they felt that d.c. "wasn't the place to be when a war broke out". what the fuck? are...
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the people i was going with didn't want to go because they felt that d.c. "wasn't the place to be when a war broke out". what the fuck? are...
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consuela:
you have all my sympathies.
you should come to tempe and see them, haha.
we are no hot spot for danger zone, the iraqis could give a shit less about this hell hole, haha.
wait a minute, about raining money on the citizens--didn't we do that already? hahaha. stupid bush.
you should come to tempe and see them, haha.
we are no hot spot for danger zone, the iraqis could give a shit less about this hell hole, haha.
wait a minute, about raining money on the citizens--didn't we do that already? hahaha. stupid bush.
hellkitten:
You know what I find amazing? That we bitch about gas prices like it's something awful while a war is going on. I mean, c'mon.... people are going to lose their lives and we complane about a 10c gas hike? Where are our priorities?
Until we meet a snake;
'Tis then we sigh for houses,
And our departure take
At that enthralling gallop
That only childhood knows.
A snake is summer's treason,
And guile is where it goes.