johnnyfive

i will be seeing bjork AND sigur ros playing TOGETHER in brooklyn on friday august 22nd.

i almost died the other day and it was just as stupid as i thought it'd be. to make a long story short, i tripped over a four foot, bent, metal rod that was precariously hidden in the grassy median of a four lane highway. the fall sent me flipping into the first lane of traffic, landing akwardly and quite painfully on my ass. a...
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my life is nothing but a string of movie references

att. bootchie
the world has gone mad; han solo is dating ally mcbeal and you're taking a european vacation while i'm stuck in chewbaccaland. the "c" is silent!

my kitten is smarter than me and she bites my face in the morning.
"life's fucked up. like buckowski said..."
"fuck buckowski."
"what are you talking about? the man is deep."
"he's not deep; he's real. and if real seems deep to you, then you must be shallow."
"fuck you"
i flush the toliet before i'm finished peeing and try to race the flush. i...
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this week in video trading includes: the haunting of cassie palmer, fat albert, you can't do that on tv (again), and bones brigade.
this weeks in music buying: dear nora: the new yr ep. / her space holiday: home is where you hang yourself / !!! : me & guliani... / gary numan: telekon.
this week in dvds: can't afford any because i'm now the...
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i've been noticing a lot of "hip" people referring to themselves as geeks, dorks, or nerds in a pseudo-bashful, yet bragging way. like: "i loved to watch small wonder and i love dark crystal, but i'm a dork" or "i spend all day long downloading music and updating my online journal. i'm such a nerd." and even: "i am such a geek! i'm into comics...
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hello mr. government-man-that-reads-all-my-stuff-online, how are you today? i am being a really good citizen! i am good and average and very happy and comfortable, thank you! i work and sleep and eat very well, thank you! your approval of products and foods makes me feel safe, thank you! as do your unmaned police cars parked in parking lots and banks, they make me feel safe,...
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i am dabney coleman's biggest fan. when the lingering smell of chlorine and damp hair are the vestiges of the summer pool and the air conditioning feels like it could be in the kelvins, i would watch "cloak & dagger" with dabney. and then there was 9 to 5, and we all know how good that made us feel. even if it did have dolly...
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psych meds. who's on 'em? it seems like everyone, especially women. i guess men have beer, eh? the percentage of young people on psych meds is staggering. it says one of two (if not both) things to me: 1) our culture has caused, perpetuated, and condoned the medication of people due to mild tramuatazation from daily life. 2) said medicated people have been told and...
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i've been trading some old videos online. this week's batch included six hours of ralph bakshi's mighty mouse, 16 hours of the adv. of pete & pete, 4 hours of parker lewis can't loose, 2 hours of bill & ted's excellent tv show, the unaired cheech marin pilot, and 6 hours of tales of the gold monkey (and what an indiana jones rip that is!)....
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if you could clone yourself, would you fuck yourself? if not, how far would you go? if you did, would that be gay? or incest? not that i'm considering any such feat, as my genetic skillz are far below such a task, but i was just wondering.
would you clone a pet? i almost want to say yes, but i think it'd creep me out....
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