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johnnydecomposed

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Im officially commencing PROJECT: I Want a Tattoo Before I Die or Perhaps Before 10.

Also known as IWaTBIDoPB10

Or perhaps Project: I Want a Tattoo will suffice.*

I have wanted at least one tattoo for the better part of my life and although Im only 22, its pretty much a crime that I dont have one by now. My best friend and were going to get our first tattoos together.

She now has four.

Its really due to the fact that the design I was determined to be my first tattoo has been a work-in-progress for many years. (Its my own take on the chaos symbol.)

That and the fact that when I have felt like getting a tattoo done, I have not had money.

I made a diagram to describe the situation:



Yaaay graphs!

I call the center the Tattoo G-spot.

I need to find the Tattoo G-spot.

Right now the main thing standing in the way of finding the Tattoo G-spot is money.

And the main thing standing in the way of myself and money is the fact that I dont as of the moment have a job.

And so Phase one is attain a job.

Phase two: ???

Phase three: profit!

Sorry, I had to.

No, phase one is attain a job. I have to get a job up the street from where I live because I dont have a car and Im going to have to ride a bike there. I dont have a bike yet either, but my father agreed that once I got the job, hed buy me the bike to get me going.

Ive already filled out some job applications. I just have to get a interview and Im pretty sure Ill be on my way. Ill probably end up working at Grauls.

And no, tattoos are not the only thing Im planning on getting with my job. In fact my main objective is getting a car or motorcyle.

Mainly so I dont have to work up the street at Grauls.




*Then again when you actually say IWaTBIDoPB10 aloud, it sort of reminds me of the nonsensical scat singing in the Little Richard song Tutti Frutti

A-Wop-bob-a-doo-dop-a-lop-bam-boo!

I got a gal, named Daisy!
She almost drives me crazy!
She knows how to love me ,
Yes indeed!
Boy you don't know,
What she's doing to me!

Yeah good song.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
anklesandwrists:
Do it! x
Nov 12, 2009
cindie:
I love Free Falling its an ace song, I like the John Mayer version too, I think he's a brilliant guitarist! Listen to it on youtube if you get a chance.

xx
Nov 18, 2009

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