"When a bird shits on you it brings good good luck"

Jokes on you suckers. I was born on Friday the 13th. Luck knows it'll get burnt when it goes anywhere near me....

So, how's was everyone's Monday?

Do you want me to be a cheating abusive cunt or a loyal boyfrind who treats you like a princess???

Because I'm fed up with the line

"It's not you, it's me"

I have no feelings left, just say what you need to say and leave...

Apart from that...... happy Monday everyone.