jmoo1988

My wishlist for the next few months:

* To get a full time licence for Microsoft Office (so I dont have to use Word 2000)
* To get a new photo editing program for the computer that isnt numerous years out of date.
* A new digital camera so I am not borrowing my sisters all the time.
* A digital photo frame so I...
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Was talking to a half Iranian last night. She said Im going to bomb you mofo. Which reminds me of the last person to say that who was an Iranian man, also joking. Apart from I thought he said bum. Which scared me. And then when I realised he said bomb I was relieved.

David Cameron really does resemble the face of Thomas The Tank Engine.

Do they make anti-sexual frustration drugs? Because Im pretty sure most of us young people could do with them. I mean they make viagra and give you a raging erection for several hours, cant they do the opposite? I need them.

This is the way my life works. I get paid a months wages and I spend it in ten minutes. My compulsive buy is the purchase of a new computer as this one is far too slow. Its no good for porn if its going to take an hour to load. So my new computer comes tomorrow. (The porn bit was a joke I add).

Nice girls in Norwich step forward!

I want to meet you. I want to meet someone that makes me happy, that shakes my life up, and gives me that feeling where I get nervous but excited. I want to feel the butterflies again, share new experiences and find out more about someone different. Please?

Not surprised Apple blocked those sexy iPod apps. Steve Jobs probably got frustrated you couldnt see much of those girls that appear in it. Its why he made the iPad. Im just guessing

This week Zainab in Eastenders got locked in Masala Queen. The phones were down and she didnt have a mobile phone. So she went on the computer and logged in and sent an e-mail. HOW DID SHE DO THAT WHEN THERES NO PHONE LINE? She might have had cable but surely she uses Virgin Media for phone and internet to save money? I am guessing...
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