jjay

I am still recovering from last night.
Some of the highlights:

I took three bullsweats, a double shot that consists of 151, rum, dr. pepper, tobassaco, and worcestshire sauce. These were the roots of my undoing. I should have shut up after taking the first but I was cocky and my friends made me pay.

On the walk back I went on a destructive streak which I don't remember. I was filled in this morning by my friends. Aparently I knocked over some trash cans and threw cardboard all over the place. I kept trying to pick up bolted down objects such as mailboxes and benches. I than waked up to a bike and started messing with it. Two guys on bikes told me to stop and I said "it's cool i'm not trying to steal it. I'm trying to break it" Girls walking behind us got a pretty good show of me acting retarded.

I puked on the way home out the window of the car. Puke was everywhere.

I fell into a thorn bush and got cuts and scratches on my back stomach chest and arms.

I puked on my friend.

some of the tobassco sauce i puked up got in my eyes and burned them.

I eventually got too tired to puke into the toilet so i just lied down on the bathroom floor and just puked on myself.

woke up early this morning still drunk cold wet and shivering on the bathroom floor covered in puke.

all in all it was a great night but one i never wish to experience again.