So last night was interesting. I decided I was going to get faded and x rated. I've been feelin like losing control latly, one of those I don't give a fuck attitudes. I started early like 2 or 3 with some green smoke. I got nice and retarded and came up with the genuis idea to put on a nicotine patch even though I've never smoked a day in my life. Things were going good birds were singing sun was shinning my arm was tingling. My conscious was good and altered. We called up some of our "lady" friends to come over and hang out. This was going to be the x rated part of the evening or so I thought. My roommate blessed us with his gourmet cooking skills by making dinner and I popped open a bottle of wine. (ha, that sounds pretty pimp) After we ate and drank we decided to watch a movie. Not 20 minutes into the movie I start feeling light headed and nausious. I made my way to the bathroom where I proceeded to enjoy my dinner for a second time....wasn't as good second time around. After that I just felt like crap and decided to lay down in my bed. Last thing I remember was my room spinning. I guess I missed out on a pretty crazy night. That figures though, I would have to miss it with my luck.
What did I learn from this? Don't put twinkies on you pizza....don't mix your vices.......at least not all at once.
Things that happend today. While riding the bus this morning this high school girl got on wearing an Alice in Wonderland dress, no lie. She looked so freaking hot! I wanted to take her to the back of the bus and go on a journey through the looking glass. Does this make me a pervert? So what if it does right? She was lookin mighty good. I was hanging out on campus today waiting for class, reading the paper when I noticed this cute girl starring at me. We made eye contact smiled and I thought that was it and went back to reading. Five minutes later she approaches me and asks if I'm waiting for somene because she is supposed to meet someone there. Not thinking I say no and she walks away. But the more I think about it I don't think she was waiting for anyone and I just messed up one of those few occassions where a girl will aproach a guy. Or maybe I'm just crazy and she really was waiting for someone.....but it didn't seem like it.
3 days and it's home I will go!
What did I learn from this? Don't put twinkies on you pizza....don't mix your vices.......at least not all at once.
Things that happend today. While riding the bus this morning this high school girl got on wearing an Alice in Wonderland dress, no lie. She looked so freaking hot! I wanted to take her to the back of the bus and go on a journey through the looking glass. Does this make me a pervert? So what if it does right? She was lookin mighty good. I was hanging out on campus today waiting for class, reading the paper when I noticed this cute girl starring at me. We made eye contact smiled and I thought that was it and went back to reading. Five minutes later she approaches me and asks if I'm waiting for somene because she is supposed to meet someone there. Not thinking I say no and she walks away. But the more I think about it I don't think she was waiting for anyone and I just messed up one of those few occassions where a girl will aproach a guy. Or maybe I'm just crazy and she really was waiting for someone.....but it didn't seem like it.
3 days and it's home I will go!
boxterjulep:
yes, food doesn't taste good the second time it passes through the mouth. too much of an unpleasant after taste.
jjay:
Yeah, go figure....2nd times supposed to be charm!