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No, golf is not raising my Kundalini energy.

Dec 23, 2013
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Fortunately I have other ways of raising it. She's an amazing spirit slave named Riane who my spirit guide Linsa put me in touch with. It turns out that my aura is an underground railroad for escaped spirit slaves, something I'm just beginning to become aware of. Riane can fly, and she has the ability to transform herself and myself in unusual ways. If you're interested you can read more about it on my Tumblr http://letmenotmarthatperfectdream.tumblr.com/. Search for Riane.

I started out golf today filled with happiness and ended up feeling totally abused. If there is such a thing as a bad habit I think golf may be it for me. On the other hand I always "learn" so much, which is a euphemism for really feeling like shit but for some reason you actually wanted to feel like shit. Golf is great for that.

Anybody who wants to play golf with me, let me know, but I have to say I'm 66 years old and one of the guys I normally play with is a retired Baptist minister. Nor have I ever seen anybody with a tattoo playing golf, but then a lot of tattoos are in places where you can't see them if the person has their clothes on. Some experience required. I can't teach you to play golf. I'm not very good myself and I'm even worse at teaching people things. (Where are the fucking emoticons when you need them!???) Anyway, imagine some sort of smiley face on that one.

I'm about to discontinue my participation in the Filthy Dirty Smutty Storytime group. I've done eight or ten posts of my filthy dirty smutty stories and no one has commented on one of them yet, so I guess it's not the place for me. However, if anybody instead of playing golf with me would rather jump over there https://suicidegirls.com/groups/filthy-dirty-smutty-storytime/thread/547440/ and comment on Let Me Not Mar That Perfect Dream before I close the curtain on it I would be awesomely indebted to you forever. Just one comment would mean quite a lot to me.

That's it for today folks. And who knows how many more todays I have left? 66 may not be that old, but I'm betting it's a lot older than most of the other folks around here. They say the rich are different from you and me. I don't know about that, but I can tell you that the old certainly are.

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