jeykool

Trying to start your own business is stupid because nobody really wants you to. You go out and look for work, which is dumb because you could have just called, and everyone says that they don't need you to paint their apartments because the apartment complex is owned by angry, ambidextrous monkeys that paint their own vacants and attack when you make eye contact. So you say, "Well, I don't attack when I make eye contact." And they say, "Yeah, that's a plus but the monkeys own the place."

That's what starting an apartment painting business is like.