Over the last few weeks or so I've gotten in the habit of leaving my smartphone in the locker rather than taking it with me while I exercise. As a result I've listened to a lot more Ariana Grande than I ever would have cared for. I've noticed that the only people around me who don't have headphones in their ears are the older guys, which is just one more bit of evidence in support of my long-held contention that I am, in fact, a 70 year old man.
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Wait, so I'm 38 going on 70? Damnit....