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yaay! i'm alive! 
more of an update later. it's sleepy time.
ps: thank you all for kicking so much freakin' ass
edit: my arm won't stop bleeding. i don't think this is good.
maybe it's because i'm a total dunce and haven't been laying down all day like i was supposed to?
GROSS.
good night.
more of an update later. it's sleepy time.
ps: thank you all for kicking so much freakin' ass
edit: my arm won't stop bleeding. i don't think this is good.
maybe it's because i'm a total dunce and haven't been laying down all day like i was supposed to?
GROSS.
good night.
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anissa:
LAAAAZZZYYYY!!!!
love:
yikes girl! I hope everything is well with you. And yes, guys in pinstriped suits=hot!!
And yes, guys in pinstriped suits=hot!!
ok, i'm having surgery in 11 days. this is totally tits.
i was in this car accident last year (picture to follow), and my arm broke (another picture to follow). so yeah, now the doctor is going to take the metal out because it'll weaken my bone if he doesn't or something. i don't know, he reminded me of a pirate, so i tend to...
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i was in this car accident last year (picture to follow), and my arm broke (another picture to follow). so yeah, now the doctor is going to take the metal out because it'll weaken my bone if he doesn't or something. i don't know, he reminded me of a pirate, so i tend to...
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il_brutto:
Haven't talked to you in a while. Thought you were mad at me for dissing Gummo. For the record I did like the movie. Yeah, The Simpsons ain't what they used to be.
Yeah, The Simpsons ain't what they used to be.
ryanthestormout:
I call my penis a "Chocolate Sharpei"
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voiddragon:
that's what the joke meant.
Damn you went to in the hurricane. that sucks
Damn you went to in the hurricane. that sucks
love:
thank you. you have the Gummo pic! I think I love you! 
p.s. BEST drawing of charley, ever!!!!!!
p.p.s. oh my goodness, I just noticed you put me in your favs, thanks!
p.s. BEST drawing of charley, ever!!!!!!
p.p.s. oh my goodness, I just noticed you put me in your favs, thanks!
BRRRRRROOOO.
awesome. had sushi tonight with carinna, ari, and chris. our total was fucking 82 dollars! that's crazy!
following sushi extreme boredom followed.
followed by a trip to wendy's to see the amazing ms. karyn.
she hyped me up on sugar shots, which is basically 3 parts sugar to 1 part iced tea.
after the sugar shots, there were two cups of coffee with upwards...
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awesome. had sushi tonight with carinna, ari, and chris. our total was fucking 82 dollars! that's crazy!
following sushi extreme boredom followed.
followed by a trip to wendy's to see the amazing ms. karyn.
she hyped me up on sugar shots, which is basically 3 parts sugar to 1 part iced tea.
after the sugar shots, there were two cups of coffee with upwards...
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dialysis:
Thanks I need it. I came up $150 short to file my motion. I try again tomorrow.
Have a good afternoon.
Have a good afternoon.
vani77agori77a:
where art thou jewcy - don't you go dyin on me 
EXTREME FRISBEE.
sport of the future. tell all your friends.
Bubba Ho-tep stole my idea about a movie based on two crazy people from a retirement home. i'm pretty irritated but i haven't seen it [that's going to change tonight] and i've heard it sucks, so i'm hopeful.
i seriously need someone to bankroll my retarded ideas before someone else has the same retarded ideas....
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sport of the future. tell all your friends.
Bubba Ho-tep stole my idea about a movie based on two crazy people from a retirement home. i'm pretty irritated but i haven't seen it [that's going to change tonight] and i've heard it sucks, so i'm hopeful.
i seriously need someone to bankroll my retarded ideas before someone else has the same retarded ideas....
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jasond:
Thanks for the condolences, I really did appreciate them.
Oh and i enjoyed Bubba Ho Tep. Go figure.
Oh and i enjoyed Bubba Ho Tep. Go figure.
fractured:
No, I wasn't serious - just quoting "Say Anything." Although it was Satriani playing when he did it, not Bon Jovi.
"Extreme" has been laying in a coma on the floor since '01. "Extreme" or "Xtreme" anything doesn't have a chance to make it outside of a Mountain Dew commercial or the people who pretend to be in one. Besides, ultimate beats extreme and Ultimate Frisbee is so '98, too. Ergo, Extreme Frisbee has no chance.
Now go back to playing with your "Extreme" hacky sack.
"Extreme" has been laying in a coma on the floor since '01. "Extreme" or "Xtreme" anything doesn't have a chance to make it outside of a Mountain Dew commercial or the people who pretend to be in one. Besides, ultimate beats extreme and Ultimate Frisbee is so '98, too. Ergo, Extreme Frisbee has no chance.
Now go back to playing with your "Extreme" hacky sack.
it's raining so hard here, it's fucking sick!
i had to park three buildings away and run home through the thigh high flooded streets in the rain because my car, unfortunately, does not double as a raft.
if it keeps raining like this, i'm going to be that crazy lady you see on the news with her cat that has to be rescued by the...
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i had to park three buildings away and run home through the thigh high flooded streets in the rain because my car, unfortunately, does not double as a raft.
if it keeps raining like this, i'm going to be that crazy lady you see on the news with her cat that has to be rescued by the...
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luckyride:
yeah, mondays can kiss my ass.
good luck your 15 minutes, i guess that's one way to make the news.
ps. avacado...mmmmmmm...
good luck your 15 minutes, i guess that's one way to make the news.
ps. avacado...mmmmmmm...
waltflanagansdog:
hi, you read mine ill read yours hi.
and keeping the animal theme
sorry i really am bored its 2.15
and keeping the animal theme
sorry i really am bored its 2.15
so, i don't get a lunch break today at work.. because.. WE'RE GOING TO THE ZOO!
i'm so excited! i'm such a dork!
i'm going to make one of those badass plastic animal things in the machine for a dollar. i want the t-rex.
ok, how dorky is it that i'm so excited i could hardly sleep last night?
holy shit, i'm so excited i...
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i'm so excited! i'm such a dork!
i'm going to make one of those badass plastic animal things in the machine for a dollar. i want the t-rex.
ok, how dorky is it that i'm so excited i could hardly sleep last night?
holy shit, i'm so excited i...
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anissa:
Life is so much nicer when simple shit like going to the zoo dampens your bloomers. 
howdidigethere:
i dont get your picture....
LESS THAN TWENTY FOUR FUCKING HOURS.
KARYN AND I ARE GETTING SOME LAWN CHAIRS AND SITTING OUTSIDE BESTBUY AT 6 UNTIL 10. WE WILL BE THE FIRST PEOPLE THERE.
amazing transparent man is my new love.
this weekend totally rocked.
it entailed a whole lot of nothing in particular.
- stuff that was awesome.
- finished sunset and sawdust.
- started ishmael.
- cleaned my...
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KARYN AND I ARE GETTING SOME LAWN CHAIRS AND SITTING OUTSIDE BESTBUY AT 6 UNTIL 10. WE WILL BE THE FIRST PEOPLE THERE.
amazing transparent man is my new love.
this weekend totally rocked.
it entailed a whole lot of nothing in particular.
- stuff that was awesome.
- finished sunset and sawdust.
- started ishmael.
- cleaned my...
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hmm. and i have to wonder about all these hurricanes. not least of all that someone, somewhere, gets paid to sit and give these fucking things NAMES.
i dunno. . .