+ Cops are dicks, court sucks, summons are bullshit, and I should be able to pee where ever the fuck I want. Fuck you, New DORK.
+ Being broke sucks. Someone get me a job. I want to be a dog walker. It just makes sense, being outside rulz right now. I have an interview tomorrow to be a dog walker. So much more fun than phone whoring.
+ I left my bag at this dood's house like, five months ago and I finally met up with him to get it back, and it still had the pbr and the bottle of whiskey I left in it. Totes awesome.
+ Spring is back and I'm stoked. I wish I could find someone to pay me to dick around in the park and drink Sparks all day. I'd gladly pay them in tales of misadventure.
+ I've got a huge boner for non-political documentaries lately. These things are better than sleeping pills, but just as habit forming. Venice, dogs, the Eiffel Tower, the Brooklyn Bridge. What else you got for me?
+ There's so much stuff I want to do. I'm glad we live to be old.
+ Being broke sucks. Someone get me a job. I want to be a dog walker. It just makes sense, being outside rulz right now. I have an interview tomorrow to be a dog walker. So much more fun than phone whoring.
+ I left my bag at this dood's house like, five months ago and I finally met up with him to get it back, and it still had the pbr and the bottle of whiskey I left in it. Totes awesome.
+ Spring is back and I'm stoked. I wish I could find someone to pay me to dick around in the park and drink Sparks all day. I'd gladly pay them in tales of misadventure.
+ I've got a huge boner for non-political documentaries lately. These things are better than sleeping pills, but just as habit forming. Venice, dogs, the Eiffel Tower, the Brooklyn Bridge. What else you got for me?
+ There's so much stuff I want to do. I'm glad we live to be old.
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varuka_salt:
Can haz new post?
tiger_fodder:
I got you out of hiding.... 