jessesixx

I ate McDonalds today and it was fucking disgusting. I dont know why I did it, well I do. I was hungry, I was at the airport going back to Phoenix and it was convenient. Fuck that shit. Probably the worst decision I have ever made. Well half worst. Joanna this chick I met at the airport taught me this thing about barbecue sauce. Apparently back when she was a vegan she used to put barbecue sauce on everything because if you put enough barbecue sauce on stuff it will eventually taste good. From that came the term barbecued. As in, Damn I thought that girl was hot but she was barbecued. Basically if you see a girl or guy and you think they are hot but then at second glance you realize that they actually arent hot they just have a cool haircut and fancy clothes and good tattoos and they are all made-up and stuff, THAT person is the definition of barbecued. Anyway, McDonalds is gross but if you put enough barbecue sauce on it then it becomes pretty damn amazing and so when I was eating it I actually didnt think it was SO bad. Three minutes after it went into my mouth it was gross and I regretted the decision. I dont honestly know why this place still legally exists. WORST FOOD EVER!!!