Our generation’s Van Gogh will never flower. He has to work sixty hours a week. Photoshop retarded bug eyed cats so they’re looking at Miley Cyrus.
Alice Munro won the Nobel Prize last week. Our generation’s Alice Munro captions sassy GIF’s for Buzzfeed. Lucille Bluth shakes her head flamboyantly. Makes some kind of “no” gesture. She is reacting to Miley Cyrus. Our Mark Twain writes...
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Will always pull the same move. You meet a guy at a party. Somewhere between 45 and 60. He is from some hot climate type land where gays are hanged by vigilantes but also 10 year old boys are always getting paid to suck cock. The developing world.
He’ll start telling you a story– these guys are always fascinating to talk to. usually they’re married...
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A female friend was trying to set me up with some girl she works with. Some cunt. I mean, maybe she’s not a cunt but she didn’t want to be set up with me, so, she’s a cunt. She’d been telling my friend she likes “built” guys, and my friend showed her a picture of me with my shirt off. And she said:
“Yeah, but
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Woman in the next building opened her blinds this morning. T shirt and underwear. I was out smoking. She looked out at the morning sun kissing the trees. Surveyed the world for a moment. I was in the parking lot shooting lasers into her crotch. Scanning the slit of her skinny cunt like the Terminator, for later use. She looked down and saw my Kubrick
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