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I am really having trouble just dealing with the sheer excitement of my life right now.

So, yesterday I was asked to perform in "Bad Sex with Neal Pollack" (the author of several books and many dirty bits on Nerve.com) at the 215 Festival in Philadelphia. I was, um, really excited to get an email from Neal Pollack out of the blue.

My blogging gig...
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akalucifer:
You know you deserve every bit of what is coming your way right now - so enjoy!

xoxo
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I am really having trouble just dealing with the sheer excitement of my life right now.

So, yesterday I was asked to perform in "Bad Sex with Neal Pollack" (the author of several books and many dirty bits on Nerve.com) at the 215 Festival in Philadelphia. I was, um, really excited to get an email from Neal Pollack out of the blue.

My blogging gig...
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Any peeps in Philly? I will be performing in "Bad Sex with Neal Pollack" on Saturday, October 8. Give me a shout-out if you wanna come!!!
petbot:
Aww man that's the night of my birthday bash. Oh well I guess that's a pretty good excuse to not come!
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last night's s-p-e-l-l-i-n-g bee recap

The spelling bee last night was charming! It was a full room but not overly packed, with fourteen contestants (we'll take up to twenty if people sign up in time, but with twenty, I have to rush things a bit).

The bee was won decisively by Josh (also winner of the August 22 bee), who brought his mother and aunt...
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From today's "Word of the Day":

backronym (BAK-ro-nim) noun

A word re-interpreted as an acronym.

[Compound of back + acronym.]

In a backronym, an expansion is invented to treat an existing word as an acronym. An example is the PERL programming language whose name is now explained as an acronym of Practical Extraction and Report Language.

When naming, sometimes a suitable name is chosen and...
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betsyjane:
Oh boy! It's me! And our famous eggies.
I also wanted to let you know that the vaudeville show was really great. I was very impressed by the line-up!
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artrob:
may be going to Greenwich for an appointment next week...any shows on the horizon???


sorry for my absence, and the fact that i havn't made it to NY this summer...

jenisfamous:
Next week is just the spelling bee on Sept. 19, and then I'm heading out of town to have my eggs out.

You can find my ongoing show schedule in the sidebar (scroll down a bit, on the right) of my blog.

j
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When you're already irritated, it's really irritating for someone to tell you why you're irritated.

The egg donation people called and told me to call this clinic, but the clinic didn't receive the records that were faxed in and then I had to call the egg donation people back and wait on hold, and then they asked me to spell my last name, which further...
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jenisfamous:
Orgasms make girls sleepy, too.
cobaltdesign:
Welcome to the world of a man, now you know whty we are always sexually charged., Hey when are you going to visit your family. Bad daughter!!! biggrin
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You know how sometimes you come up with really messed-up ideas in your dreams?

This morning I woke up thinking wouldn't it be cool if there were an amihotornot.com for credit card offers?

Like, the site would pop up an offer for a card with a 27% APR, and you'd click "not hot!" And then you'd get one for the 700 Club-Sponsored Jesus Mastercard, and...
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akalucifer:
Sounds great!

PS are you on hotornot? Just curious... smile

Maybe we could do a hotornot for government?