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I need your help this Saturday! I am doing a show at the Improv -- previewing some new material for some college bookers in the audience -- and I need people to come. Here are the details:

Saturday, October 15th
The Improv
318 W 53rd St between 8th/9th Aves.
7pm (arrive 6:40 for seating)
$12 with reservation -- please call 212-465-3343 ASAP, or email me...
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petbot:
I am stuck in an office. Fuck.
spaztikfantaztik:
Looks fabu. Wish I'd known b4 'bout the show, please keep me posted re: future gigs.

How'd it go?

Any friend of vegemite gets wicked props from me. Cheers!
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hellsforheroes:
I guess you are famous...
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I totally forgot to hand out buttons last night. Ah well, I'll do it at Jenny Vaudeville.

The Jenny Vaudeville Show
Wed., Oct 12
10pm
Pete's Candy Store, 709 Lorimer St., www.petescandystore.com
FREE

The Jenny Vaudeville Show is a comical variety show full of music, magic, dancing unicorns, and audience contests including trivia and literary quizzes. This month featuring fire-eating dancing girl Molly Crabapple (pictured),...
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betsyjane:
So the Jews don't get buttons!?
jenisfamous:
Jews get buttons later!

Would a button make you feel any better about fasting?
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akalucifer:
You're adorable... and funny too!
skryche:
Nice.
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akalucifer:
What are you giving away for Sat?
jenisfamous:
my soul?

i will definitely have more buttons.
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barekroell:
Yohooo funny! I arrive NYC next Saturday, October 15th, and will stay until Sunday 23th.
I might just make it to The Improve show to get some eternal love and gratitude. If I can't make it, anything going on after Saturday?

Good luck and break a legggg!!! wink
jenisfamous:
I need a rest sometime! No, nothing between the 15th and the 23rd except the spelling bee finals (Good Morning America is taping!)

Hope to see you the 15th! Pleeeeease call and make reservations, everyone who is coming!! 212-465-3343!!! You just leave your name on the recording and then the club likes me!!!
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I was in the New York Times today, in an article about the spelling bee. There is a lovely photo in the print version (I've copied the tiny cropped one from the online version below).

Here's a nice bit from the article:

While challenging, the bees are decidedly less anxiety provoking than their school counterparts. Occurring well after sunset, adult bees are more like unscripted...
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pumpkineater:
have you seen spellbound? its awesome
jenisfamous:
Of course, of course! The Indian kid who shamed his dad by not knowing the word "darjeeling"....
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I am back in New York and looking forward to many fruitful non-ovarian discussions with all you fine people.

As a (near) final reflection, I will say that producing offspring is indeed our insurance against our own mortality. Having contributed in some minor way to producing a child or several, I can earnestly say that if I were hit by a truck tomorrow and had...
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skryche:
Goddamn breeder.
h3athrow:
Godblessed breeder.
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I have now contributed exactly nine eggs towards the production of little half-gay Jenlets.

When I woke up, one of the nurses marveled at my "perfect makeup." I thought well, it was perfect when I went in -- what exactly were you doing with my face that would make it any different?

The anesthesiologist heard I was a comedian. Then he gave me drugs that...
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black13:
"Where IS everybody?"

I ate most of them...... sorry.
skryche:
Even sedated out of your mind, you're frightfully witty.