if vertical stripes are slimming, maybe they should try printing horizontal stripes on condoms
In Duane Reade today, I giggled like a schoolgirl upon seeing Lifestyles' new "vibe" condom, which is actually a small, square box containing one condom and one reusable vibrating ring.
The Lifestyles website currently features an animated intro about their new "pleasure" products, most of which look kind of lame -- condoms packaged with "warming massage oil" and the same softcore "pleasure-enhancing" products that have been sold in novelty stores for decades and have yet to revolutionize the sexual lives of Americans.
The site also features an online STD test, which I must say demonstrates a serious failure in thinking things through. All of the questions involve pretty serious signs of STDs (do you have a rash?), as though to imply that people who have no obvious symptoms are home free.
Incidentally, I have a comedy bit on my MySpace page about buying condoms at Duane Reade -- it's at the end of the clip called...
God and Robitussin
And, finally, my comedy show this weekend:
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New York Comedy Club
Saturday June 25th
7:30pm
241 East 24th Street between 2nd & 3rd Avenues
$10 plus 2 drink minimum.
Cash only for the $10 cover
No reservations - first come first serve.
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If you'd like to come, can you please write and let me know? Thanks!
In Duane Reade today, I giggled like a schoolgirl upon seeing Lifestyles' new "vibe" condom, which is actually a small, square box containing one condom and one reusable vibrating ring.
The Lifestyles website currently features an animated intro about their new "pleasure" products, most of which look kind of lame -- condoms packaged with "warming massage oil" and the same softcore "pleasure-enhancing" products that have been sold in novelty stores for decades and have yet to revolutionize the sexual lives of Americans.
The site also features an online STD test, which I must say demonstrates a serious failure in thinking things through. All of the questions involve pretty serious signs of STDs (do you have a rash?), as though to imply that people who have no obvious symptoms are home free.
Incidentally, I have a comedy bit on my MySpace page about buying condoms at Duane Reade -- it's at the end of the clip called...
God and Robitussin
And, finally, my comedy show this weekend:
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New York Comedy Club
Saturday June 25th
7:30pm
241 East 24th Street between 2nd & 3rd Avenues
$10 plus 2 drink minimum.
Cash only for the $10 cover
No reservations - first come first serve.
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If you'd like to come, can you please write and let me know? Thanks!
The city is only 2.5 hours away from me...