My set at New York Comedy Club went great last night, and it was captured on video for posterity (a.k.a. my demo reel).
I have become very attached to my Schaffer the Darklord glasses, the ones I bought for my parody of "Attack of the Clonefucker," and have decided to always wear them on stage. I like the way I look in glasses, and I...
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I have become very attached to my Schaffer the Darklord glasses, the ones I bought for my parody of "Attack of the Clonefucker," and have decided to always wear them on stage. I like the way I look in glasses, and I...
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bobdylan5:
Nice pic. And now...a plethora of emoticons... 
poisonboy:
I'm there, man!
AH-HA!
Awesome...
AH-HA!
Awesome...
"travel floss"! in little containers that look like bottle caps
My new dentist, it turns out, is a big comedy fan and wants to come see one of my shows!
Also, despite having not been to the dentist since college, I have no cavities, for a grand total of no cavities ever. This is so spiffy.
Also: free bag of stuff from the dentist...
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My new dentist, it turns out, is a big comedy fan and wants to come see one of my shows!
Also, despite having not been to the dentist since college, I have no cavities, for a grand total of no cavities ever. This is so spiffy.
Also: free bag of stuff from the dentist...
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regarding memogate
So, let me get this straight.... according to Salon's account:
"When the Terri Schiavo story became national news in mid-March, a curious subplot revolved around a talking-points memo that was reportedly distributed to Republican senators. Reported first by ABC News, and then by the Washington Post, the existence of a memo, which made crass -- and ill-advised, it turns out -- assertions that...
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So, let me get this straight.... according to Salon's account:
"When the Terri Schiavo story became national news in mid-March, a curious subplot revolved around a talking-points memo that was reportedly distributed to Republican senators. Reported first by ABC News, and then by the Washington Post, the existence of a memo, which made crass -- and ill-advised, it turns out -- assertions that...
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poisonboy wants to know when I'll post some writing, and zunidyer wants to know why I'm not on SG (as an actual SG).
The answers...
1) Soon! My current project is that I'm going to start podcasting erotic fiction readings.
2) Because I need to get paid a lot more money before my goods go on the internet!
But thank you for the compliment!
The answers...
1) Soon! My current project is that I'm going to start podcasting erotic fiction readings.
2) Because I need to get paid a lot more money before my goods go on the internet!
But thank you for the compliment!
In response to my Amazon review, a friend wrote:
"Ah, yes, the pocket pussy. Were it not for my service with Marines who had been through a six-month deployment on a Navy ship, I wouldn't even know about this product. Apparently it's worth the price, even if the Marines I know happened to burn through theirs like Barbarella in the orgasmatron."
"Ah, yes, the pocket pussy. Were it not for my service with Marines who had been through a six-month deployment on a Navy ship, I wouldn't even know about this product. Apparently it's worth the price, even if the Marines I know happened to burn through theirs like Barbarella in the orgasmatron."
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poisonboy:
Man, you are lewd as fuck, jen.
When are we gonna see some writing from you?
When are we gonna see some writing from you?
bobdylan5:
Thumbs up the pocket pussy!
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cobaltdesign:
Too damn funny, clearly the best amazon review ever.
The toy itself though, really a light up vagina....
The toy itself though, really a light up vagina....
bobdylan5:
Ha Ha 
the ass that launched a thousand ships
Yesterday I had a job as an ass double for a movie poster. The lead actress apparently didn't want to apear nude in the photo, so it was me from the back, wearing a long wig, in a dance pose with the lead actor.
I spent nearly two hours perched in murdurous high heels (borrowed from the photographer,...
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Yesterday I had a job as an ass double for a movie poster. The lead actress apparently didn't want to apear nude in the photo, so it was me from the back, wearing a long wig, in a dance pose with the lead actor.
I spent nearly two hours perched in murdurous high heels (borrowed from the photographer,...
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skryche:
That's awesome!
Now, where were you on Saturday? You can't just "friend" me and then not show up to open call!
Now, where were you on Saturday? You can't just "friend" me and then not show up to open call!
petbot:
Post some pics of the poster when it's done! When I make a movie about my life you can be my ass double!
praise Jesus, now eat some ham
Today is Easter, when Christ rose from the dead and squatted outside his tomb to bring forth multicolored eggs from his cold, ashen loins.
Today is Easter, when Christ rose from the dead and squatted outside his tomb to bring forth multicolored eggs from his cold, ashen loins.
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poisonboy:
DOn't like ham... too salty.
but Peeps and Cadbury Cream Eggs... shiiiiiiit
Candy is the best thing to come out of the commercialization of the holidays.
Keep up the writing and send me some stuff when you've got something stellar you want feedback on.
Throw me a line through my profile and I'll give ya my e-mail and you can send me some attachment files.
I wanna read it, man
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but Peeps and Cadbury Cream Eggs... shiiiiiiit
Candy is the best thing to come out of the commercialization of the holidays.
Keep up the writing and send me some stuff when you've got something stellar you want feedback on.
Throw me a line through my profile and I'll give ya my e-mail and you can send me some attachment files.
I wanna read it, man
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get your ninety-nine cents of me...
If you want to hear what happens when I spank someone with my lacrosse trophy, or what happens when my roommates leave their dildoes around....
Go to the iTunes music store.
Search for "jennifer dziura".
Sample or buy.
Leave me a comment to say you likey.
If you want to hear what happens when I spank someone with my lacrosse trophy, or what happens when my roommates leave their dildoes around....
Go to the iTunes music store.
Search for "jennifer dziura".
Sample or buy.
Leave me a comment to say you likey.
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ekim:
hey, I checked out your web site. the milk piece is good- even made me giggle a bit by myself.
Be my fan! Or just watch some unexpected performance art.
So, I call myself an "alternative comedian," which means that the last funny thing I did was dress up as ANOTHER alternative comedian named Schaffer the Darklord and parody his rap song, Attack of the Clonefucker, with MY version, Attack of the Mimefucker. I can't rap, exactly, but I certainly can talk very, very fast....
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So, I call myself an "alternative comedian," which means that the last funny thing I did was dress up as ANOTHER alternative comedian named Schaffer the Darklord and parody his rap song, Attack of the Clonefucker, with MY version, Attack of the Mimefucker. I can't rap, exactly, but I certainly can talk very, very fast....
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jenisfamous:
We're going to have to have a "practice" session 
Wanna come over?
Wanna come over?
amorpheus:
That sounds like fun. I'd love to come. What details do I need?