please come to my comedy show this Saturday in NYC
please come to my comedy show this Saturday in NYC
please come to my comedy show this Saturday in NYC
please come to my comedy show this Saturday in NYC
please come to my comedy show this Saturday in NYC
please come to my comedy show this Saturday in NYC
please come to my comedy...
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please come to my comedy show this Saturday in NYC
please come to my comedy show this Saturday in NYC
please come to my comedy show this Saturday in NYC
please come to my comedy show this Saturday in NYC
please come to my comedy show this Saturday in NYC
please come to my comedy...
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stormrider:
i might go to the show
rockrboy:
Hey sorry I can't make it to your show on Saturday, I have work unfortunatly. Let me know when the next one is though.
I've been reading Raymond Carver's "What We Talk About When We Talk About Love." And, of course, Carver is supposed to be the greatest short story writer of our time, give or take a nickel, and every one of his stories is individually masterful, but after awhile, you get the idea that you're reading the same story over and over. And that story goes something...
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I put up a new photo/avatar/icon thing on my SG page. Hope you like.
The cowboy survived his first appearance in my comedy routine. A now-married ex-boyfriend from a decade ago, however, told me he just wouldn't date a stand-up comedian. It hadn't really occurred to me that I was -- to mix metaphors -- lowering my stock in the meat market. But I suppose...
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The cowboy survived his first appearance in my comedy routine. A now-married ex-boyfriend from a decade ago, however, told me he just wouldn't date a stand-up comedian. It hadn't really occurred to me that I was -- to mix metaphors -- lowering my stock in the meat market. But I suppose...
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Last night I did the Chicks and Giggles comedy show at Raga. It was a very small crowd (female comedians in the basement of a fancied-up Indian restaurant -- who knew?), but it went well.
Host Carolyn Castiglia (front, below) wrote in her roundup of the show "Jen: Pilates for pretty people - love it! So true. Kids smoking cigarettes because ads say not to...
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Host Carolyn Castiglia (front, below) wrote in her roundup of the show "Jen: Pilates for pretty people - love it! So true. Kids smoking cigarettes because ads say not to...
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Weird -- I googled "Carolines on Broadway" to find a picture to use in my promo stuff, and my event listing on SG (for my comedy show this Saturday) came up in the first page of listings!
I mean, Seinfeld and Chris Rock and all kinds of famous people perform at Caroline's. Yet. when you google their comedy club, you get me.
SG has some...
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I mean, Seinfeld and Chris Rock and all kinds of famous people perform at Caroline's. Yet. when you google their comedy club, you get me.
SG has some...
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skryche:
I could not find said googlation. What specifically should I be googling for?
jenisfamous:
Oops. Yep, I googled "Carolines Comedy Club." See here:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=caroline%27s+comedy+club&spell=1
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=caroline%27s+comedy+club&spell=1
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ampersandwich:
a leg up? oooh, youre naughty with that grammar!
Y~!
Y~!
petbot:
Good luck! I can't make it, gotta take the mom out for her birthday, but I'm sure you'll be stellar!
According to the AP, more teenage girls are trying steroids "not necessarily to get an edge on the playing field, but to get the toned, sculpted look of models and movie stars." The AP claims that "up to about 5 percent of high school girls and 7 percent of middle-school girls admit trying anabolic steroids at least once."
I find this highly dubious. Whatever happened...
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Dear smart, charming, and outrageously attractive friends,
I am performing at Caroline's Comedy Club on Saturday, May 14. Caroline's on Broadway is top of the line (!) and I am very excited about the show. I would really love for you to come. In order to do so, you must make reservations, so all that info is right here:
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I am performing at Caroline's Comedy Club on Saturday, May 14. Caroline's on Broadway is top of the line (!) and I am very excited about the show. I would really love for you to come. In order to do so, you must make reservations, so all that info is right here:
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petbot:
Sub-optimal, my new favorite word!
That's my mom's b-day, but if I end up being in town, I will make a reservation as soon as I know.
That's my mom's b-day, but if I end up being in town, I will make a reservation as soon as I know.
akalucifer:
Shouldn't be an issue to come down and see you... I should know by friday re: boston trip... I would prefer to watch comedy any time! So i will buy the tickets - and if I can't come 
I will give them to two friends...!
My dog sometimes wakes me up with licks... which is very funny - but most mornings I have to wake him up - lazy dog. I hope it's nice next weekend, I want to take the dog down to NYC! Maybe go for a run in Central Park - do they allow dogs? I haven't been there in forever!
I will give them to two friends...!
My dog sometimes wakes me up with licks... which is very funny - but most mornings I have to wake him up - lazy dog. I hope it's nice next weekend, I want to take the dog down to NYC! Maybe go for a run in Central Park - do they allow dogs? I haven't been there in forever!
an ode to the Girdle Factory
I've been meaning to post this sad missive for awhile now. A few weeks ago, I was in the Girdle Factory mall on Bedford in Williamsburg and noticed the "for rent" sign on the former Girdle Factory vintage shop.
Over the last year, I did three fashion shows for the Girdle Factory, one in their store and two at...
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I've been meaning to post this sad missive for awhile now. A few weeks ago, I was in the Girdle Factory mall on Bedford in Williamsburg and noticed the "for rent" sign on the former Girdle Factory vintage shop.
Over the last year, I did three fashion shows for the Girdle Factory, one in their store and two at...
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bobdylan5:
Hooray for your hotness! 
orbro:
praises. at least the tainted lady is there!
Oh wow, I can't even do a review of this one -- welcome to the creepiest porn product on Amazon.
Also, pussy incense?
Also, pussy incense?
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akalucifer:
What about the incense? What if it goes too far up? Love the thought though... I could see it now "umm, honey, could we use the incense tonight... you are a little umm... " yeah sure that will get me some action... not!
sarahjane:
i thought they were going to hurt like fuck, but it wasn't bad at all. it kind of tickled actually! 
bobdylan5:
Funny shit! I loved the ending!
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sliggy:
Sweet!
Next, work on being a Metropolite!
Where, exactly, does one kiss your Spelling bee?
Next, work on being a Metropolite!
Where, exactly, does one kiss your Spelling bee?
skryche:
Haha! Nice.