I`m actually going to write something here, after a month or so of leaving my poor journal page untouched and unloved. I have been busy, busier, busiest.
The previous couple of months saw me going on a six week bender, like you do, which saw me waking up in places I oughtn`t to have been in, and shoplifting cucumbers. This month I`ve done the good thing, which is cutting up all of my credit cards, and trying to get my finances in order. Not before spending 2 month`s rent money on a fabulous pair of Commer Des Garcons trousers, mind. Priorities, priorities.
Last weekend we had small and cute company in the form of Elf, who put herself on my kitchen table, and in the hands of Howie, who gave her new and lovely pointy elf ears. He even wore a sparkly butterfly in his hair to make her feel at ease, what a trouper!
In 3 weeks it will be my birthday, and I will be 31 years young as I hurtle at an alarming rate of knots towards middle age. Perhaps I will wake up to find I have become doubly incontinent overnight, and discover a penchant for the Women`s Weekly. Perhaps I will just get a ladyboy stripper.
It`s my new look. I like to call it `Victorian Librarian`.
I bought a shiny new toy!
My head betwixt the thighs of a young lady, harhar.
The previous couple of months saw me going on a six week bender, like you do, which saw me waking up in places I oughtn`t to have been in, and shoplifting cucumbers. This month I`ve done the good thing, which is cutting up all of my credit cards, and trying to get my finances in order. Not before spending 2 month`s rent money on a fabulous pair of Commer Des Garcons trousers, mind. Priorities, priorities.
Last weekend we had small and cute company in the form of Elf, who put herself on my kitchen table, and in the hands of Howie, who gave her new and lovely pointy elf ears. He even wore a sparkly butterfly in his hair to make her feel at ease, what a trouper!
In 3 weeks it will be my birthday, and I will be 31 years young as I hurtle at an alarming rate of knots towards middle age. Perhaps I will wake up to find I have become doubly incontinent overnight, and discover a penchant for the Women`s Weekly. Perhaps I will just get a ladyboy stripper.
It`s my new look. I like to call it `Victorian Librarian`.
I bought a shiny new toy!
My head betwixt the thighs of a young lady, harhar.
See you today i think.. i can never remember which days you have off!
♥