so here we are in may........back still hurts. still single. still lonely. ii've found the perfect girl for me but we're related....ewwww. the L word is baffling this season....the family guy returns in all its obscene glory. american idol is so noncompelling this year, everyone knows the country girl is a shoe in.....america's next top model is the shit.....this is pitiful, i'm talking about what i watch on tv 
What do you get when you kiss a girl?
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia!
And after you do
She'll never phone ya
I'll never fall in love again!
It's a dangerous world out there, my friend!