jeffreylebowski

the devendra show last friday was great AND one of your crushes was there!!!

guess which one

Sorry to hear about your kitty. I haven't been on the board lately but today I noticed the post about your loss. Hope your other one is doing okay.
xoj

new york was da'bomb.

Extended trips are always good for a little of the self-reinvention. Quit working, get the court nonsense taken care of and jet off to some quaint local with all the accutraments needed for some serious thinking and some serious playing.

Best of luck with all the hectic-ness.

You're ditching out on dodgeball to do what? Unless it's jumping out of a plane or something, you're just being a coward.

Wait, you are jumping out of a plane, aren't you?

Hot

You're jumping out of plane even though you are intensely afraid to do so?

That, my friend, is my personal definition of courage. People often wonder what the difference between bravery and stupidity are. I believe bravery is doing something one is afraid to do.

Pure Rugged!

how big are they gonna get? I'm a much bigger fan of medium to large dogs. small yappy dogs, not so much.

8 year olds, dude.

i think i need to swing by LA and buy you a drink when i visit California later on this year...

I threw an egg at a guy who was revving his chopper for 15 minutes outside of my house at 1 a.m.
As soon as it hit the ground the noise stopped and I was scared he was going to come up and kill me.
Then it started again. People up and down the street started yelling at him.
I threw another egg and he drove off.

He never saw me.
Bedtime for the Freedom of Information act and Bridget.

clearly you're hiding something.
your best bet is to fess up now.
then maybe they'll go easy on you.
scumbag.

I do that all the time. I still can't remember the last name of the first girl I dated in college, not like it really matters.

I want this:

Ssshhhhhh

that fine, lazy day.

Thanks for the newswire submission. I thought it was highly amusing, but not entirely appropriate for the newswire. I'm sure you understand. But I appreciate the article nonetheless!

When they make the Wet Hot American summer movie for our generation, your t-shirts are gonna be a featured attraction.

well, methinks we're on the same wavelength. take it easy for all us sinners.

Shit...I have runner's heart! Although I always refered to it as "Tall guy's heart". I always figured that it took longer for the blood to rush up to my head after standing up quickly...

Hmmm...