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Monday May 22, 2006

May 22, 2006
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So Ive been feeling a bit off about something. Off about a situation Ive been trying so hard not to put to much thought into. For some reason the less thought I put forth on this, the better it gets, at least until recently.

I enjoy orange juice. I try to drink it as often as possible. All of lifes problems seem to disappear when I drink it. I smile when I think about it. . . And hell, it tastes really great.

My problem came up Friday night. I planned to have some orange juice that night. In fact I had planned on having a fair bit of orange juice. But with out thinking I decided that I would brush my teeth before hand. I didnt really think to much about it at the time. I mean they had to be cleaned.

I finish and head for the kitchen as I do most nights. Pour myself a big glass of orange juice, sit down, and take a nice big gulp.

Something was different. The orange juice was bitter. . . Really, really bitter. . .

Turns out the toothpaste had done something. The toothpaste did something to the taste of my orange juice. It made my orange juice taste bitter. . . Did it do it on purpose? I dont know. Does it matter? No, I dont think so. In the long run, what does it matter what toothpaste does?

But now Im stuck. I really enjoy orange juice. But when ever I go to take a drink of some, Im going to think about that bitter taste. The toothpaste (whether it knows it or not) has just fucked with my mind. I now question myself when ever I go to have some orange juice. . . Am I drinking this juice the way I should be? Is that bitter taste going to be there when I do? How do I get rid of that bitter taste?

Im sick. My nose is plugged up, and my chest is congested. I havent been able to get to the store to buy orange juice. Its been a few days now, and Im starting to think way to much about the next time Ill be drinking orange juice (if at all). I mean, a lot can happen in a few days when toothpaste leaves your orange juice tasting bitter. What if there is no more orange juice? What if all the orange juice has been purchased by some other person that really likes its taste?

Fuck me?! Im loosing sleep over orange juice. Please note that I have been in my house for the past two days strait. I may just need to get out. I think I just need someone to talk some sense into me. Orange juice should still be there when you feel better. And if its not, then you just werent ment to have orange juice. . . FUCK! ! ! That sucks.

Alright people, I know youre reading this. I would really like some input on my situation. Its not a really complicated situation, so help me out. Tell me Im nuts, tell me not to worry about it, or hell, tell me Im better off with grape drink (inside joke). Either way, just tell me something.
Cheers,

Jeff

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