I am half man, half amazing.
Today was pretty good, thus far. Cut my mom's lawn, cut back a large, overgrown shrub, cut a large slice into my right leg... ya know, the norm. Other than that, I was invited to a New York Spartan Cheerleader party tonight in Manhattan. Sounds like it's gonna be oozing with awesomeness, just like me.
I also downloaded a...
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